Hair of the Cat

Max™ · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:25 am

For years I could never understand why on earth anyone would eat a banana.

The way they make your lips numb and your face gets all tingly and crawly feeling, they clearly don't taste good enough to be worth something so annoying.

Asked someone else once, turns out that isn't a normal response and I'm at least mildly allergic to bananas, oh, and cats as well.

One time I ate a banana that had some cat hair on it and my head exploded briefly then reformed the wrong way around, don't you hate it when that happens?

No? That's not normal either?

Well, hell.

SilverEnderwolf · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:46 am **Posts:** 1

Dude, what?

Banana's never make my lips go numb, what?

Perplexate · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:04 am

Joke on banana allergies I assume.

Soapbar · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:36 pm **Posts:** 488

In my experience cats are either the Ultimate Evil or just Lazy. I have 3 of them, one of them sleeps in this one room all day, the other 2 run around and occasionally swipe at me with their claws

Mocca · **Joined:** Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:49 pm **Posts:** 2

Now they really look like a gay couple :B

Rena · **Joined:** Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:48 pm **Posts:** 342

Mocca wrote:

Now they really look like a gay couple :B

Was that really necessary?

flame_warp · **Joined:** Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:27 pm **Posts:** 374

oh no Katie looks slightly different! SURELY THE END TIMES APPROACH! bolt your doors, buy apocalypse hair containers, boycott barbers for they do not know what they hath wrought! THEY HATH WROUGHT THE INTERNET!

unleashed · **Joined:** Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:35 pm **Posts:** 1

just stopping in to hopefully help out the folks with cat allergies. depending on how severe your allergies are, it's possible to eliminate them by changing your cat's diet.

an all-raw cat diet makes a huge difference in the amount of hair and dander they let off. they're carnivores, and all that extra crap dry/most canned foods add like wheat gluten, corn, by-product, etc. is unhealthy for them and for your allergies.
check out Taste of the Wild (available at tractor supply stores) and Instinct by Nature's Variety (available at petco or petsmart usually).
depending on the cat's current diet, it could take up to a month to flush out all that garbage in its system.

I'd also highly recommend picking up a FURminator. it's the most effective dead hair removal tool out there. the less cat hairs floating about the better.

source:
me -allergic but happily living with 3 cats.
my wife -a dog/cat nutritionist. don't laugh, it's a real thing.

if anyone wants more information on diet or tips n stuff, let me know and I'll pass them on to the expert

medoli900 · **Joined:** Mon May 05, 2014 7:38 pm **Posts:** 119

unleashed wrote:

just stopping in to hopefully help out the folks with cat allergies. depending on how severe your allergies are, it's possible to eliminate them by changing your cat's diet.

an all-raw cat diet makes a huge difference in the amount of hair and dander they let off. they're carnivores, and all that extra crap dry/most canned foods add like wheat gluten, corn, by-product, etc. is unhealthy for them and for your allergies.
check out Taste of the Wild (available at tractor supply stores) and Instinct by Nature's Variety (available at petco or petsmart usually).
depending on the cat's current diet, it could take up to a month to flush out all that garbage in its system.

I'd also highly recommend picking up a FURminator. it's the most effective dead hair removal tool out there. the less cat hairs floating about the better.

source:
me -allergic but happily living with 3 cats.
my wife -a dog/cat nutritionist. don't laugh, it's a real thing.

if anyone wants more information on diet or tips n stuff, let me know and I'll pass them on to the expert

For a moment I thought you were talking about eating your cat.

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