AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fuck you.

How 'bout another OoT idea?
I won the minigame to get a bottle of lon lon milk but only had to drink it during the fire temple.
Doesn't it seem weird that seven years later the milk is still fresh? I could see Navi pointing this out just as Link starts drinking the milk.

Comic idea: something that has to do with zelda being both a pirate and a ninja. Tetra and sheik.

Luigi grabs the smash ball, opens it up to find...drug paraphernalia!

OHOHOHOH!
OHOHOHOHOHOH!!!

Katie, can you picture what using Fly with a Drifblim would look like?

Edit: ... Nevermind...
Edit 2: Forget that I even posted here.
Edit 3: Just pay me no mind...

Nobody has made fun of the fact that in twilight princess, gorons grind to a halt in your hands, so effectively you're rubbing them all over. That includes their very very small sumo loin cloth things.

I can't remember if I've mentioned this before...but relating to Legend of Zelda...do you know that if you're planning on opening a door and press "A" too early, you start to roll and hit the door. Sometimes you get in a rhythm and it can be hard to stop. The funny thing is, Link never goes through the full roll animation if you do it right...he just sort of bangs his head against the door. Over and over again.

I kept thinking of Homestar saying "Let, me, in. Da, da, da. Let me in!" when I made Link bang his head on the door.

I think i'd be awsome if there were downloadable content for smash bros that gives you new charicters. Like Pokemone trainer female: uses Mankey, Tangela and Far'fetched

How extremely relevant.

How about a Majora's Mask parody.
Link's fighting Twinmold.
Link:......That's....a.....big.......bug
Tatl: Were going to need a lot more pesticides

There needs to be something about jumping off of peoples' heads in Brawl.
Also, somebody's got to make fun of the lack of speech in Subspace.

DO A METEOR SMASH

Pikachu: -jumps off Pit's head-
Pit: -falling- curses! I've forgotten how to fly! -plummets-
:awesome:

okay, I'll shut up. just gimme a quarter.

Something about the new/different moves in Brawl, how much they're way better/way worse than before or seems to kick booty/suck but actually sucks/kicks booty (F.L.U.D.D. anyone? Maybe it sucks booty? Maybe it can edgeguard? NOBODY KNOWS!*)

Something about Lucario doing crap damage until he's half-dead, then die.

Something involving Sonic or Olimar.


*shut up

Enemy Rocket Launcher cheats in old First-Person Shooters would have this happen:

Any main hero of a FPS: *disarms an enemy and takes the rocket launcher* HA!
Enemy: *pulls out another RL*
AMHoaFPS: ...? *disarms again*
Enemy: *pulls out another RL*
AMHoaFPS: ... *disarms once more*
Enemy: *pulls out yet another RL* Yeah, I've got like 100 of these things in my pocket.

A somewhat good comic idea.

Also. Do something about how Sonic can swim as long as everyone else can in Brawl.

And a comic about how Kirby can make unexpected items out of people just by throwing them in a giant boiling pot.

Snake: ...how did you make a giant tomato out of Bowser!?
Kirby: *shrugs and happily eats it*
Snake: No. No no no no. *walks off quickly*