AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Samus isn't one to talk when it comes to misproportioned outfits. It'd be physically impossible for her to fit in her suit without both shoulders being completely dislocated. Depending on what version you're looking at, the arms on the suit are spaced at least half a foot further apart in the suit than without it.

There was this picture explaining the suit



I guess it kinda works. Even if not: Morph ball technology.

Samus has bird DNA and grew up on a planet with gravity hundreds of times more powerful than Earth's, I think she can do anything she wants.

Space Egyptian DNA*

chozo are weird.

flame_warp, what happened to your avatar? It's just blank now

No, I clearly see an engine upset about something. Who knows what.

i swear, people get amused by blank spaces, and then people see blank space when there's clearly something there. you people are strange.

I once had a pet theory that maybe when Samus goes into Morph Ball mode she temporarily shrinks herself down and controls it like an adorable hamster ball! Makes as much sense as any other theory?

Wasn't there a space pirate log in one of the Prime games that mentioned that there was some spine cracking involved when they tried to duplicate the technology? *shudders*

Wait what if these smash comics are events that happened in Tomidachi Life?

Yeah, in the Frigate Orpheon in the beginning of the first game.

A simple edit of lazy proportions

Endangered Space Bird Egyptian DNA.

I have to find a way to one-up you every time. Hopefully, your Space Egyptian God Sacrifice Humor will rub off me.

And by the way, tell me if I used that Smiley wrong.

EDIT: I had to delete another accidental double-post. Why is it that sometimes, when I click submit, I sometimes get two posts? I blame my mouse.

You claim to have this power?! And you want rid of it!?! Me me me!! I'll take it!!

I meant that I wanted to OBTAIN Airra's humor. Sorry for the not knowing what things mean.