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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:02 pm 
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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
I loved that comic....I did. I looked at it and laughed my head off. I have Awkward Zombie under my bookmarks. Because it's just SO AWESOME.
facebattle up. :shakefist:


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I'm not being a facebattle up. I really love those comics. Trust me, if I was being a facebattle up, I would have found Katie's real-life address and sent her flowers and freakin' candy. But no, I am merely a fan, not a stalker.

But I can see how you could get that confused lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I wonder... If you cut your tongue off, would you get a phantom tongue? And if so would you phantom-taste food? That would be cool. Dirt could taste like chocolate if you had enough willpower.

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If you had enough willpower, 2 + 2 could = fish.

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Zach Telmar wrote:
*imagines Boo realizing he can't hit the brake, then crashing into a wall and exploding*


Meh.


Nor can he hit the gas, for that matter...

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Well, I wonder if Boo could even get a driver's liscence, you know, without arms and legs and all.

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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
Well, I wonder if Boo could even get a driver's liscence, you know, without arms and legs and all.


I don't think anyone in the Mario universe has his or her license. I mean, shooting fireballs across the track might look cool, but it's not going to score you points with your instructor.

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WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT IN MARIO TENNIS, WHEN YOU MOVED BOO AROUND, THERE WAS ALSO A STEPPING SOUND LIKE ANY OTHER CHARACTER WITH LEGS?

Oh right, because I'm the only one who plays that game... probably...


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I don't play Mario Strikers, Tennis, Golf, or any other Mario game that involves any sport other than kart racing. I have Double Dash and that DS game. That's it.

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maybe he rams the ball?
i dunno, but they have to be somewhat solid if the're able to hurt you in other mario games, or else they'd just go through you (daisies, that'd make it a lot easier XD)


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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
If you had enough willpower, 2 + 2 could = fish.


Everybody knows that 2+2=5 for extremely high values of 2


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Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
Well, I wonder if Boo could even get a driver's liscence, you know, without arms and legs and all.


Technically the boos have "arms" if little Kirby stubs count as arms...no fingers though.

Also 2+2=3 for extremely low values of 2.


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NTrefren wrote:
Did anyone else first think of the one episode of I.M.Weasel and I.R. Baboon when they saw the title, or am I the only one?
i saw that episode when i was six... ever since then i have always waited a few seconds until i close the door behind my dog or cat... it really messed me up inside...


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I wanna touch my own phantom limb


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I wanna touch my own phantom limb
That's what SHE said! :awesome:

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