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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:36 am 
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A leech's soliva has antibiotics that kill bacteria, and they can filter toxins out of the blood stream. The age old belief of removing "bad blood" using leeches may have been a bad case of medical misinformation, but the reality of potential health benefits in specific scenarios see leeches used today in modern medical environments.

What I'm trying to say is someone needs to toss some leeches on those bandages for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:51 am 
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Airra wrote:
The age old belief of removing "bad blood" using leeches may have been a bad case of medical misinformation, but the reality of potential health benefits in specific scenarios see leeches used today in modern medical environments.

No, they were right. A lot of diseases can be cured by removing "Bad Blood". Most people hate that song so much they get cancer.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:28 am 
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You know what I meant!

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:42 pm 
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AwkwardSkeleton wrote:
No, they were right. A lot of diseases can be cured by removing "Bad Blood". Most people hate that song so much they get cancer.

I'm dying of laughter.
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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 8:32 pm 
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I'm pop-culturally illiterate and missed the joke.
Shame on me.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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I am also rather culturally illiterate. I still don't know if the ice bucket challenge is blue and black or white and gold.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Me, I'm still trying to figure out how theoretical physics became a pop-song thing. What the hell does "Open Quantum Style" even mean?


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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How did he do those sutures with only one hand?


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Snowtwo wrote:
How did he do those sutures with only one hand?


You'd be amazed what people can do with just one hand.



Or, you can use parts of your body to substitute the missing hand.


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