Bicycle of Life

Madhamster · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:45 pm

Oh, poor Katie... even bikes now.

Zelonod · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:59 pm

But Katie!
Those two bikes are two different species. they would never be able to breed.
Even if they produce offspring, they wouldn't start mating at all.
The acro bike's mating ritual is the male hopping around. The one who hops the highest gets the female.
The mach bike's is having the male dash after the female. if the male is faster, he wins the female.
Due to this difference in mating, they won't be interested in eachother. Know your bikology.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:02 pm

Psh, that is clearly a Bike and a shiny Bike.

OshaliteX2 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:36 pm

If that's the case, she should try trading it away for a legendary... how about Celebike? Or Regiwheel?

AwkwardSkeleton · **Joined:** Fri May 24, 2013 6:49 pm **Posts:** 574

I tried breeding an Acro Bike and a Mach Bike once. I got a scooter. I had to feed it Rare Hexnuts until it evolved into a bicycle.

Seipas · **Joined:** Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:50 pm **Posts:** 72

Katie wrote:

This is a comic that was written by Omnithea bodaciously years ago

Wow, this is bodaciously an awkward zombie comic !

PTpirahna · **Joined:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:44 am **Posts:** 3

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Moogleknight24 wrote:

PTpirahna wrote:

I've stopped lurking to actually make an account so I could post!

So if you don't have your bike, because its breeding, what do you do to travel back and forth while you wait for an egg to appear?

Ride your Latios/Latias. If you're going to be traveling, better do it in freaking awesome style.

The way it works is that there is a chance of generating an egg every 256 steps your player takes. I don't think the flying counts.

no fun alloooowwwwweeeeed

Yaay my joke failed. Maybe.

What I meant is that you normally bike back and forth to create the egg and with the bikes breeding, you can't bike back and forth, so I was envisioning the reader to imagine the pain of having to run in a straight line.

labouka · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:05 pm

So, are we to assume that the Biker Trainer Class are the new pokemon Poachers? ;P

Y'all need to quit bikering over these bike puns, bros.

OshaliteX2 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:47 pm

I think this cycle of puns just got rolling. Is anyone tired of them yet?

Airra · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:58 am

I'm going to steer clear of this pun chain. HAH.

Comics like this one only serve to remind me how out of the loop I am on the pokeys and the mans and the hyarrarrhrurrgh.

Petah-Petah · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:18 am

NSFW!

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:37 am

daisies, Petah. I didn't know you were into bondage.

pikscast · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:16 am

Gee, with all these puns, it reminds me of something.

Dedede- *shot*

Transdude1996 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:17 am

Petah-Petah wrote:

NSFW!

Thank you for reminding me of that one time I was walking along a trail, looked into someone's yard, and saw two dogs going at it.

Curly Tale · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:25 am

Hey guys! It's been awhile. I kinda went into lurker mode and couldn't think of any good edits. But I'm back now!

I don't even know if this is funny. BIKES EVERY WHERE

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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