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I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

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Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


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Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



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Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



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I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


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Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

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Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


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Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

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Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

But I liek 2b2 egyptian! :D


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Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

But I liek 2b2 egyptian! :D


But we is egyptian twice. :colbert:

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Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

But I liek 2b2 egyptian! :D


But we is egyptian twice. :colbert:

But I rly liek 2b 2wice egyptian! :D


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Considering how shit scared they all seem to be of her, maybe it's Mistress Tetra?


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Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

But I liek 2b2 egyptian! :D


But we is egyptian twice. :colbert:

But I rly liek 2b 2wice egyptian! :D


:colbert:

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Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Water wrote:
Izzhov wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Water wrote:
I like the clapping pirate. Was it just me, or did all of the big buff pirates in that game look sort of.... Gay?


They're pirates, being lead by a little girl. They're either gay, or pedophiles.

Or Tetra's just really, really scary.

Or all three, except after "scary" put "in bed."
If you're going to make a sex joke, might as well make it a triple-decker.

Also, how can they be gay pedophiles if Tetra is a...

How do you know, Water? HOW DO YOU KNOW?


How do you NOT know?



:awesome:

I don't know because I don't have sufficient evidence to reach a reasonable conclusion.


Except for the fact that she's actually *dun dun DUUUUUN* Princess Zelda.

Who we all know is a transvestite.


Sheik wasn't supposed to be a man, was he/she? Anyway, even if she were a transvestite, it doesn't mean she is a man. She just pretends to be one.

Also, w00t for quote pyramid.

That wasn't what I was referring to. I meant the operation that Tetra gets to switch genders as the super ultra mega secret ending to Wind Waker that you get by getting every figurine and ruppee and potion twice and beating every sidequest but the cut scene makes it unclear as to whether it was a flashback or it is occurring in the present so we don't know if she's a boy or a girl now. Geez.

Also, yes. w00t indeed.


I is egyptian. :awesome:

ME 2oo. :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:


We is 2 egyptian. :colbert:

But I liek 2b2 egyptian! :D


But we is egyptian twice. :colbert:

But I rly liek 2b 2wice egyptian! :D


:colbert:

:D


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