watersports wrote:
Dr. Louis Cyphre wrote:
watersports wrote:
I take back fucking your AIDS ridden booty then.
Please stop. You're making my heart heavy. Be sure to get tested following every unprotected sexual act with a partner, regardless of whether you trust them or not.
After all, you never know when your wife and/or spouse is cheating on you behind your back with their coworker, culminating in a messy divorce that forces you to bare the blunt of chemotherapy all on your own, driving you into a depression that forces you to seek little bits of laughter from second rate video game webcomics in order to brighten up your dark, empty existence. But I digress.
This is a serious issue. Please go get tested today.
The carrot (Daucus carota subsp. sativus, Etymology: Middle French carotte, from Late Latin carōta, from Greek καρότον karōton, originally from the Indo-European root ker- (horn), due to its horn-like shape) is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. The most commonly eaten part of a carrot is a taproot, although the greens are edible as well. It is a domesticated form of the wild carrot Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia. The domestic carrot has been selectively bred for its greatly enlarged and more palatable, less woody-textured edible taproot.
While carrots are both delicious and provide excellent eyesight, I feel they aren't relevant to the subject at hand.
The fact of the matter is that terrible situations such as rape and prostate cancer are being shown in a comedic light. This cannot stand, as it lessens the meaning of the trauma the people who go through these events must face, similar to how an alibi can lessen the charges of murdering a treacherous ex-wife. And like the American Justice System, once it is let go there is no double-jeopardy, no redo, no second attempt at conviction.
This is why I'm humbly asking both you and Ms. Tiedrich for an apology for making light of such egregious subject matter. An informal apology will do, just a simple "I'm sorry" or any form of admission of guilt. I'm not asking you to sign a confessional while holding a light to your face or anything, but still, I think this is fair to all of us.