AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't know if I'm a bad enough dude to do this.

I'm kind of scared.

Do it fast, like a band-aid. Otherwise you stick.

I'll be quite honest I don't even know what to do here.

Somebody hold my hand and walk me through this.

I have the feeling it's a delicate operation, like defusing a bomb.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

How do I know this isn't some elaborate plot to assassinate me?

Because we don't hate you enough for that yet.

...wait we don't?

...um...oh yeah.

Well you still need to hug Nurgle!!

I already did.

And this is getting rather off-topic. Try the introductions thread in General Shenanigans if you actually plan on sticking around.

Was heading there.

-hugs nurgle-

And there. Now get off my back.

What you've just done
can never be undone.

I've done worse in my life.

/shrug

What can you have possibly done that could be worse than hugging something with an intestine for a tongue?

Waking up the morning after next to said thing.

You have a point.

But you'd have to be reaaaaallllyy drunk to get that far.

And have a death wish.

The human body can only handle so many STDs at a time...