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 Post subject: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:33 am 
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I don't know, man, just try all of your surgical tools until you get the "you did the surgery correctly" chime. It's the most efficient way to do surgery, any doctor can tell you that.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:08 am 
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If I should ever end up injured in the Awkward Hospital, I really do hope Dr. Norrin does a better job and mending patients than Dr. Katie.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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BONUS LEVEL: The wound is on his right forearm.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:09 am 
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Maybe it's because I never played a Metal Gear game (And due to recent events I swore off ever doing so) I don't find this funny, it's just gross.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:46 am 
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I never played a Metal Gear game either, but I do have enough useless game design fundamentals in my head to see what is going on.

I am going to assume the game gives you an assortment of first-aid items that have effects of restoring health or reducing a sort of status effect. The game logic tells the game to disable [Snake Bleeding] when you apply a bandage item, and using something else afterwards tells the game to stop a debilitating status effect after that. Unlike real life, the game only cares that the player did the action at all and doesn't care about the fact that you only clean up the injury after putting everything together.

To people who have played it, how close am I? Do I get a cookie?!

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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If I should ever end up injured in the Awkward Hospital, I really do hope Dr. Norrin does a better job and mending patients than Dr. Katie.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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I just now realized Norrins hair is brushed back in the first panel and forward in the second where he's stabbed. Not that it matters ... it's just some kind of weird hair reality reversal. I find it fascinating.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:41 pm 
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Snake is bad at doing things.

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Airra wrote:
I never played a Metal Gear game either, but I do have enough useless game design fundamentals in my head to see what is going on.

I am going to assume the game gives you an assortment of first-aid items that have effects of restoring health or reducing a sort of status effect. The game logic tells the game to disable [Snake Bleeding] when you apply a bandage item, and using something else afterwards tells the game to stop a debilitating status effect after that. Unlike real life, the game only cares that the player did the action at all and doesn't care about the fact that you only clean up the injury after putting everything together.

To people who have played it, how close am I? Do I get a cookie?!


As close as is necessary for the joke!

The way injuries work in MGS:3 is that some of Snake's health bar turns red, and can't be recovered until the injury is treated, and some can also drain his stamina faster (which is a whole other system). Each injury has a certain sequence of steps you need to take in the "survival viewer" to fix it, but as you guessed there's no actual order to this sequence, it's just "press these buttons in the menu if you even have enough supplies to treat this injury".


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:12 pm 
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Woo! I guessed it!
I really need a PC so I can start trying to make games again.

Now, where's my cookie?!

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Nasapigs wrote:
I just now realized Norrins hair is brushed back in the first panel and forward in the second where he's stabbed. Not that it matters ... it's just some kind of weird hair reality reversal. I find it fascinating.


That's because the man in the first panel is this guy:

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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Fun fact, Medical Mishap was suppose to be a type of camouflage in MGS3.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
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Cthulhufaic's edit caused it to occur to me that there's a potential edit in here somewhere involving that Shadow of the Colossus comic where Wander bit the head off a lizard. But I can't come up with an actual punch line.


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 Post subject: Re: Order of Operations
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:22 am 
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Did he also put a hot cigar on it just in case because otherwise that bullet might eat away at his flesh like a leech

(fun fact; using a cigar to burn a leech that's on you in real life would cause the leech to vomit into you and that is a really bad thing to have near your bloodstream)


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