AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't like how this is going.
Also Wolf sounds really campty in my mind for some reason.

Can't let you Brew that, Star fox!

This is out of my hands now. My creation has surpassed me.

Screw it I'm using my joke as continuation.

"Can't let you brew that, Star Fox!" said wolf only hours before the events with Roy. He meant it as a harmless joke to perturb his long-time rival, but Fox was fed up with it. He went off on Wolf, releasing all the anger that built up in him over the years. All wolf could do was stand there with his mouth open, but not because of what fox was saying, it was because he realized how cute fox was when he was angry.

"AND ANOTHER THI--," began fox, but he was cut off mid sentence when he felt wolf's lips meet his own, he had never felt this way before. When the facebattle ended all either one of them could do was continue on and act like it never happened, but it stayed on each of their minds for the rest of the day. That is, until Wolf's encounter with Roy. He could tell that Roy was having a bad day and wanted to help him with whatever his problem was, but they had reached an impasse with the coffee situation until Roy took off his underwear. The full effect of what was occurring didn't hit Wolf until Roy's pants hit the floor, at which point they both longed for they same thing. Both Roy and Wolf longed to feel another man's touch at least one more time that day, and were about to get what they wanted when who else but Ike walked in the bathroom. And therein lies a tale...


I PUT TO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS WHAT HAS THE INTERNET MADE ME!!!!!

The gigantic sword fell to the ground with a clang. Ike was always carrying around his sword, and the correlation was clear as he gawped at the boy and canine, both frozen in various states of undress. Roy was the first to blurt, "this isn't what it looks like -"
when Ike suddenly rushed forward, placing a single finger on the boy's lips. As he started to kneel down, his other hand trailing down Wolf's silken-furred stomach, everyone knew what would happen next.

Pit was skipping down the main hall, looking a lot more content than usual, when two people and a humanoid dog all exited the bathroom at the same time. He waited for Wolf, then Ike, hurriedly passing him with their heads down - and then Roy, the sight of whom jerked Pit back to last night. Oh, he'd heard them. It only made Pit want both of them more.

The angel tried to catch Roy's eye, brush his face lightly - but Roy tensely pushed him out of the way, running off without even a glance. The pain in Pit's chest seemed to overwhelm him, and for a few minutes all he could do was curl up next to the bathroom door, wings shielding onlookers from his silent heaving.



(I love this thread; I love everybody here
Never stop)

Okay, this is just becoming a curry pot. When I wrote, at least I had some context to follow.

its not like this is supposed to be serious, right guys?

Guys?

Today I confirmed that I can have a much better writing flow of terrible fan fiction when driving for long distances.