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Zachy
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Hello, Syrp.

This forum will be one of the most unpleasant you will ever frequent if you take even the least bit of offense at anything anyone says.


In order to cultivate you into a seasoned veteran of Awkward Zombie, I have inducted you into my Academy for the Metamorphosis of Un-Seasoned Novices of Awkward Zombie into Seasoned Veterans of Awkward Zombie (AMUSNAZSVSZ). If you want to pronounce the initials it's easier to just sneeze.

Okay,
Lesson I:

I say: Your mother is fat.
How do you respond?


[Oh, and grammar is spelled grammar, impmon08. Grammer is some kind of shorthand slang for graham cracker, I can only assume.]

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Zachy wrote:
[Oh, and grammar is spelled grammar, impmon08. Grammer is some kind of shorthand slang for graham cracker, I can only assume.]


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He did "Frasier".

Kelsey Grammer, not that other guy.

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Vax
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Well I don't really draw very well but I have an booty load of friends who do nothing but draw and the're great artists. I guess the key is to draw what you like and draw it offten.

Also I'm guessing that the reason everyone's jumpin' on ya about the grammar shit is because you jammed it down our throats in that book you wrote at the begining of this thread (just a theory)

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Syrp
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Zachy wrote:
Hello, Syrp.

This forum will be one of the most unpleasant you will ever frequent if you take even the least bit of offense at anything anyone says.


In order to cultivate you into a seasoned veteran of Awkward Zombie, I have inducted you into my Academy for the Metamorphosis of Un-Seasoned Novices of Awkward Zombie into Seasoned Veterans of Awkward Zombie (AMUSNAZSVSZ). If you want to pronounce the initials it's easier to just sneeze.

Okay,
Lesson I:

I say: Your mother is fat.
How do you respond?


[Oh, and grammar is spelled grammar, impmon08. Grammer is some kind of shorthand slang for graham cracker, I can only assume.]


Ok, I like this post.

I would respond,

"You wish."

Either that, or a counter insult.

"Oh yeah? You dad met your mom at the pound."

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Doctor Cello
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Syrp wrote:
Why are people making a big deal on me saying I have perfect grammar? Hm...


...because you don't. The plural form of 'hyperbole' is 'hyperboles.' No apostrophe. Same with 'onomatopoeia.' Additionally, how can you even know 'perfect' onomatopoeias or hyperboles? There are no such things. They either work or they don't.

To put it short, no one likes a know-it-all, especially if the know-it-all doesn't actually know it all.

And just out of curiosity, could you post some of your drawings up? I'd like to see your current ability level.

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Zachy wrote:
[Oh, and grammar is spelled grammar, impmon08. Grammer is some kind of shorthand slang for graham cracker, I can only assume.]


eh, i guess thats true. i cant spell most stuff very good most times.

using grammer as a shorthand for graham cracker sounds kind of british, for some reason.
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Syrp wrote:
Zachy wrote:
Hello, Syrp.

This forum will be one of the most unpleasant you will ever frequent if you take even the least bit of offense at anything anyone says.


In order to cultivate you into a seasoned veteran of Awkward Zombie, I have inducted you into my Academy for the Metamorphosis of Un-Seasoned Novices of Awkward Zombie into Seasoned Veterans of Awkward Zombie (AMUSNAZSVSZ). If you want to pronounce the initials it's easier to just sneeze.

Okay,
Lesson I:

I say: Your mother is fat.
How do you respond?


[Oh, and grammar is spelled grammar, impmon08. Grammer is some kind of shorthand slang for graham cracker, I can only assume.]


Ok, I like this post.

I would respond,

"You wish."

Either that, or a counter insult.

"Oh yeah? You dad met your mom at the pound."


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