AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I feel a bit lame
I actually took the time
To count seven 'ha's

Is the word 'actually' three or four syllables?

ac∑tu∑al∑ly (āk'chōō-ə-lē)
adv.

1. In fact; in reality: That tree is actually a fir, not a pine.
2. Used to express wonder, surprise, or incredulity: I actually won the lottery!


I got really bored
And decided to find out.
So there you have it.

Hooray for dictionary.com!

Or you could have just
Done the 'clapping test' and found
That the word had four.

But hey, whatever makes you pop flyin'.

But some people pronounce it like "ack chool ly." At least, I've heard it pronounced like that. =P

California
Everyone slurs their words
And we surf to school

I can say "alright"
But if I am not careful,
It comes out "awright"

This is all okay
Till you hear me on the phone
Doesn't carry well

I guess that's true.

Haikus, I dislike very much,
Now, Limericks are different as such,
They're funny, no?
You say haikus are better, so?
Jump-roping is hard when it's Dutch.

Oh my, I know I'm quite random,
But I've seen several corrupted fandoms,
Ugh, no, I don't discuss,
I've always felt disgust,
At those disgustingly disgusting fandoms.

Seafood is tasty.

EDIT; Aren't we supposed to be talking about "Tardy"?
This haiku thread is proving quite hardy,
The comic is good,
That's a bad neighborhood,
By the way, where's the party?

Now, how did this thread
last this long? It's from last year
I thought it was dead

All Tardy Haikus
are > than Tardy Limericks
I am bored, goodbye

Ha ha, very funny, but limericks fit me,
Maybe you like haikus, gee,
But comic I praised,
And haikus don't blaze,
Limericks are less serious, WHEE!


Now I don't say that
Haikus suck quite horribly,
But nature, correct?

Dang, invisible
dates, didn't see them, aw, man.
Last was during Jan.

Alright, I'll stop now,
I couldn't resist the urge.
Limericks are fun.