AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Assault with a deadly weapon (Yakuza series)

Panel 1: A group of goons are sitting around in an office setting, looking tough, smoking, with tattoos, etc. Off to the side and is a small kitchenette area with various items like a kettle, cutlery tray, salt shaker, etc.

Panel 2: Close up on new goon entering through the door, shouting "Guys, Kiryu is coming! Hide anything he can use as a weapon!

Panel 3: Goons frantically carrying all sorts of objects. A lamp, chairs, stack of papers, fish bowl, plunger, telephone, etc.

Panel 4: Cut back to show the office, now completely barren save for the lone salt shaker on the counter. Speech bubble "We should be ok now, right?"

Panel 5: Kiryu, enraged, holding a goon by the shirt, pouring salt into terrified goon's eyes.

Just watched Terminator 2 with my Nephew, who had never seen it before.

Bad Influence (Terminator 2)

Terminator is triaging Dyson's bullet wound.
Termie: "Clean penetration, no damage to the bone. Apply pressure here to stop the bleeding."
(Turns to Sarah) Termie: "I have noticed that you use full metal jacket rounds."
Sarah: "Yeah?"
Termie: "Hollow point bullets cause more damage to organic targets."
Sarah: "But full metal jackets might damage machinery."
Termie: "... Fair point. Dickwad."
Sarah: "! JOOOHN!"

With every remake comes an opportunity to revive my tired old jokes.

Link Awakens:
Link battles the Nightmares holding the Windfish captive. Windfish is giving a presentation in his underwear. Windfish hasn't studied for a test. Windfish is covered in scorpions. Etc.

some sorta scenario where snake is upset that bayonetta, joker, and kirby get to have guns even though he wasn't allowed to have any for brawl and it's still a clause on his contract or something that hasn't expired so he still can't have guns and he's grumpy about it

Death Note:
Dr. Mario is examining the Superspicy Curry.
MARIO: "Curious. Spice is just capsaicin. Fire shouldn't be the output."
SAMUS: "Huh. Hadn't realized. What should it be? Some sort of acid?"
MARIO: "Not quite. Probably something like pepper spray, an irritant based weapon."
Master Hand is writing down "Pepper spray curry?" in an over-sized notebook. Above it reads "acid curry".
SAMUS: "Wh...are you taking notes?"
Possible alternate setup has various characters mentioning dangerous items from their universe that haven't been introduced into Smash yet.

Cash the Check:
A Mechon version of Garfield stating how he "Hates Monados."

Limit Break:
Is it too late to do a Super Mario Galaxy comic where Mario accidentally hits the Roche Limit?

Litterbug Link:
Link takes a picture of trash he's bagged up for the #Trashtag challenge with his Sheikah Slate. The next panel shows him making the mess in the first place, leaving broken weapons, discarded items, and bombs all over the place.

Mortal Recoil:
Gaige grabs a weapon that's rated as one level too high for her to use. She equips it anyway and looks around to make sure no one is watching. Fires it. Last panel shows her with two cybernetic arms after the recoil.

Get What You Pay For:
A Vault Hunter finds a weapon of such legendary rarity that its color is black. Its stats are all infinity. Its level requirement is only 1. The Vault Hunter equips the weapon, aims at a Rakk and pulls the trigger. The game's end credits roll. Funnier if the weapons is purchasable DLC.

Ignoble Defeat:
Link knocks a Moblin down in combat. Stands over it holding a Great Flamesword. The Moblin smiles.
MOBLIN: "Perhaps this is a worthy death..."
Link puts away the Great Flamesword and pulls out a Soup Ladle. Moblin frowns. Whack.

Research & Destroy:
Link loves his endless supply of bombs so much he bothers Zelda repeatedly for an Arrow Rune. She chases him away with a toad between two slices of bread.

In Stardew Valley I've been using the same fish for years to win the grange display contest, which I find hilarious. That premise seems like good comic fodder xD

Snake In The Tower (Teen Titans)

Deathstroke (AKA Slade) cuts off one of Beastboys' arms before Cybrog shouts at him to turn into a snake while blasting Deathstroke. He then spends a lot of time in the tower as a snake with a giant cartoon band-aid on its' side, lounging across Raven and Starfires' laps when Super Girl (is she a Titan? Let's say she's a Titan) tells them that she can tell he healed up a week ago. Raven and Starfire get angry, so he just says 'nope', transforms into a hummingbird and, well, nopes out of there.

SDS Not Included:
The Vault Hunters are assaulting a Bandit camp, trying to solve a mystery. We see their point of view via a Sniper Rifler. Maya shoots a red barrel which bursts into flames and ignites a couple of bandits.
MAYA: "So...fuel, obviously."
GAIGE: "Yeah, easy answer."
Gaige shoots an electric barrel.
GAIGE: "So that's just a big battery for powering electronics."
Maya shoots a Cryo Barrel.
MAYA: "Coolant, like for refrigeration?"
GAIGE: "Definitely."
Deathtrap throws a Slag Barrel at some enemies.
MAYA: "Waste storage."
They spy a Corrosive Barrel.
GAIGE: "What the hell are those for, then?"
A Psycho shows up behind them unexpectedly but doesn't attack.
PSYCHO: "It's how we clean the crappers."

There's Probably a Fallout Boy Reference to be Made in the Title:
Katie plays a scary game with a brightness adjuster. The message says to adjust the slider until a gray bar is just barely visible. Katie looks around, laughs, and ramps the slider to maximum brightness. The gray bar now reads "LIAR".

Lol, that's the horror game equivalent of the Blizzard RTS games giving you a rating of 'Cheater!' if you used a cheat code during a campaign level.

Startrolls (Bumblebee the movie) SPOILERS

On the DVD there's a scene that didn't make it to the final version, where Shatter and Dropkick (the red and blue Decepticons) are just chilling out in the military bases' motorpool, waiting for authorization to access the Americans' satellite network. They busy themselves by examining the hardware before the base nerd lets them know they've been cleared to use said satellites.

In this version they're in an empty room, sitting in front of a television. The nerd comes in and the TV is saying "Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting"
Red Decepticon: Friend Human, you told us that we were the first contact your people made with extraterrestrials.
Nerd: Yeah..?
Blue Decepticon: Then can you explain this?
Nerd: That's... a work of fiction.
The Decepticons look at one another, then at the nerd, and shake their heads at him.
Nerd: (disbelief, doubt, then abject horror)

Self Preservation:
A Trainer finds the two Fossils in the desert in Ruby & Sapphire. If the one Fossil is grabbed, the other will sink into the desert. Trainer gets greedy. Tries to grab both. Sinks into sand with the Fossils. Years later Trainer Katie arrives and finds three Fossils.

Wow, they're still doing the two fossil thing?

My Kind Of Emergency (Borderlands 3)

Mr. Torgue is in his living room/gym (same thing I'm sure), bench pressing a shark when a voice is heard over the P.A.
Moze: Torgue this is Moze; I have a 10-51283!
Mr Torgue raises his eyebrows, tosses the shark, and checks his book of Vladof 10-codes (abridged), which is the size of a small car.
Mr. Torgue: 10-51283?! YOU'RE FIGHTING A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING DINOSAUR WITHOUT MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT?! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

Cut to the Sanctuary III, Lilith and Brick and Mordy are looking at a video screen.
Mordy: I think Moze found herself a waifu.
Brick: Good for her... What's a waifu?
Lilith: (facepalming too hard to do anything while Torgue can be heard air-guitaring his heart out over roars and gunfire)

New Leeks:
Trainer Katie brings a Farfetch'd to the Galar region. It tosses aside its leek and grabs what looks like another similar sized one growing nearby. It tugs relentlessly while Katie looks on confused. It finally manages to pull it free, revealing that the new leek is gigantic. The Pokemon evolves. And then the farmer chases them away.

Beak Keeper:
Link grabs the Stone Beak in one of the Dungeons. Sees it and laughs. Laughs a little throughout the dungeon. Laughs while fighting the Nightmare. Laughs while getting the Instrument. Gets outside. The Owl arrives. Link's laughing interrupts his lecture. The Owl gets frustrated.
OWL: "What?"
Link holds up the Stone Beak.
LINK: "Got yer nose."

In the Doghouse Now:
Link delivers BowWow back to his owner. She thanks him for walking him. Asks if he fed him while he was out. Link starts looking nervous. Flashback to Link watching in horror as BowWow takes a bite out of the Wind Fish Egg.

Owl Exterminator:
The Owl arrives to give a lecture. Flies away with one of the Animal Villagers in his claws. Possibly the Flying Rooster instead.

Waking Nightmare:
Link gathers eight sacred instruments to wake the Wind Fish. A vuvuzela, bagpipes, accordion, kazoo, xylophone, recorder, banjo, and digeridoo. Before he can start the song the Wind Fish wakes up and stops him.

Bat Bare:
Lucius Fox introduces Batman to some of the new features of the Batmobile and Batsuit. Fox tells him that the magnetic launcher in the car will eject him even further because of the magnetic lining in his suit. Batman attempts to eject from the car. He remains in the car. His suit doesn't.

Any love for Civilization VI? I just got the expansions and tried playing a game as Canada. This is roughly what happened.

The Gospel According to Wayne Gretzky

CAPTION: Canada, 375 AD.
A warmly-dressed Canadian PROPHET stands by a frozen lake, addressing an assembled crowd while holding a scroll and a staff resembling a hockey stick.
PROPHET: Ice Hockey is the true path of salvation! Please ignore all those other ones!

CAPTION: And so the religion of Ice Hockey spread across Canada like wildfire, aided by its beautiful choral singing.
A hockey game on a medieval rink, inside something resembling a Gothic cathedral. As the players play, a man wearing a combination of hockey gear and vestments conducts a face-painted choir as they perform cheers and chants.

CAPTION: In the 17th century, the greatest theological minds of the age brought long-needed reformation and systematization to the sacred tenets of Ice Hockey.
Two Canadian THEOLOGIANS, again wearing hockey vestments, sit in a candlelit room, poring over ancient texts and debating the finer points of Ice Hockey.
THEOLOGIAN 1: Fighting is a relic of our barbaric past that has no place in true Ice Hockey!
THEOLOGIAN 2: Heresy! For as Saint Gordie said, "Blessed are the enforcers."

CAPTION: Sadly, not all accepted the heavenly truths of Ice Hockey.
A Canadian INQUISITOR dressed in a combination of Spanish inquisition-style robes and hockey gear beats a heretic (his hands tied up) with a hockey stick.
INQUISITOR: Sorry! *whack* Sorry! *whack* Sorry!