AWKWARD ZOMBIE

As an upstanding member of society
No

yes

This is just when things get weird.

Forget what I said earlier. This is pretty average for us.

I could change your standards of weird, probably.

I mean...I did play a game where it was normal to kill a dragon with a fluorescent light bulb in one hand and a shell-chucking pistol in the other.

...i would guess No More Heroes, but you don't use a pistol in that one.

Phantasy Star Universe. More specifically, the expansion, Ambitions of the Illuminus, which introduced A-Rank Handguns from Tenora Works, a firm noted for powerful weaponry and stonewall armor at the cost of lower energy levels, unstable cores, and sometimes subpar accuracy in the case of guns. Thus, the A Rank Handgun from Tenora went on the "Kinetic weapons are just better" trope; Despite using photons to fire like every other gun in the game, guns like the B'Duki Magana fired a metal slug like modern firearms, and even ejected the spent casing out of the side. Only Kubara-made knockoffs actually fired the plasma-like bolt PSO and PSU players became accustomed to.

And I forgot that there's also a saber that's a giant Japanese (Maybe Chinese?) fan, Harrisen Battle Fan, which has the strange effect of randomly inflicting Stun on mobs struck. This was considered a normal weapon, albeit a joke one.

Also, giant chicken suits.

I saw "shell-chucking pistol" and imagined a Mario game where he carries around an oversized pistol that shoots out green koopa shells.

PSZero covers weapons like that, with the JP-Exclusive Rocket Launcher based on Warp Pipes and the all-around available (and rather sucky) rocket launcher made from the mouth and a tentacle of the boss Octo Diablo.

Yes, a rocket launcher made from a giant evil octopus. I think that might also be what it takes for a weapon to be weird.

get on it modders. you've already made mari0 this shouldn't be hard.