AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Over the year, I've been trying to get one of my teachers with the the whole "asphinctersayswhat" deal.

Unfortunately, he is a stone wall. A stone wall that adapts to whatever I do. Like that R.A. unit from Jimmy Neutron that Goddard fought to the death, except it's a robot instead of a stone wall.

Help me think of strategies to get him to answer "what". I'm not patient, so I'm not willing to let this quell for a few weeks then strike it back up.

Different emphases, tricks, whatever you can.

Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

Yes, but where the fuck's my incentive?

I mean...seriously.

Here's your incentive: HE'S -MERLIN-. FUCKING MERLIN. Now do it, faggot.

I can't think of anything besides perhaps turning it on him and going "Does not say what?"

It has gotten to the point that even if I mumble anything to him, he says "pardon" or goes on with whatever he was saying.

The problem is you're attacking from the same way every time. Use a different weapon.

"You smell like updog"
"What's updog?"
"NOT MUCH!!"

Hopefully that'll weaken his resolve enough to let you slip in your main objective.

Then just saw "asphinctersayspardon" that'll get him.

Will you post nude pictures of yourself if I help?

Yes.