AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I resolve to do more homework, and not be so harsh on the internet. I noticed that I renounce every video game that wasn't made for the Nintendo 64, so I'm going to try to stop doing that, too. I just got UR MR. GAY*, so we'll see how this goes.

Also, I resolve to fix the picture on my TV. Get it? Resolution? Oh ho ho ho ho...

*It's kind of funny how on some parts of the internet, people still refer to Super Mario Galaxy by its actual name. Believe it... Or not.

I plan to get off my booty and do something productive. Like I've promised every year before this.

I RESOLVE NOTHING.

This way, I don't disappoint myself.

I resolve to make a resolution.

I resolve to penis.

I resolve to stop randomly posting here.

...

Well, that one didn't take very long to break.

I would make a resolution to not be so extremely lazy but I'm too lazy to do that

I resolve to succeed in keeping my resolution

i resolve to get a new job so i can buy more games!

Stop killing people.

That's a terrible resolution.

Killing people is AWESOME.

One of my resolutions is to be able to come up with a post that is actually funny.

Also,
-Get GH3 and beat TTFAF on Expert
-Get better at Smash Brothers
-Play Apollo Justice
-Get better at FPS games (this includes obtaining Orange Box)
-And get better at drawing, because I suck.

... You can see which area of my life dominates.

My New Year's resolution: 1280 x 800

Hardy har har. Anyways, I start college the 14th because I'm so nonconformist I didn't want to start in the fall like everyone else. I resolve to get nothing less than a 4.0. I know I'm capable of it if I actually try in school, and college actually matters.

I should just kill myself now. |:

Maybe I'll just go back to 1982 and chill with Starseed. I wasn't even born back then, so I don't think I'll need to go to college.