AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is what boredom and your brother taking over your TV so you can't play Project Gotham gets you. Help me decide which is awesomer:



OR



I dunno. I kinda like the all 9's, but 10,000 is like... a milestone, right? Don't you throw parties for milestones? We should definitely have a party. There will be cake! Tons of cake! Chocolate cake, vanilla cake, carrot cake, fruitcake for you weirdos, every cake imaginable! And some ice cream too! And we can dance, but only if you want to. And you can leave your friends behind, because they don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine. And we give Lawliet some asinine title 'cause he's got the most posts. And then we all play some games and troll some forums and make some lolcats and rickroll people. And Katie shows up and everyone's like "Oh em gee! I liek totaly looooove ur hat!" because she probably doesn't hear that often enough. Not to mention the Futurama marathon and Merlin shows up with the fellow Blue Man Group dudes so we got some music. And then we all puke because we ate too much cake.



Man, I'm bored.





...the cake is totally not a lie.

If you want to make silly numbers go up, play WoW.

I don't see a Wi Fi party, so I'll pass.

(9999 is cooler.)

9,999 is better because it's odd.

+9999
CRITICAL HIT
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

<insert Portal reference here>

And hey, the cake may not be a lie, but I really wouldn't wanna eat it. Seriously. Next time you fight GLaDOS, listen to the cake sphere all the way through before you burn it. Subtitles may help.

Explosions...heh....heh..

I just realized I haven't even voted in my own poll yet...

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!