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Who would win in a fight, Optimus Prime, or Godzilla?
Godzilla, of Final Wars. 53%  53%  [ 10 ]
Optimus Prime, of the upcoming Transformers film. 47%  47%  [ 9 ]
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 Post subject: Godzilla vs. Optimus Prime
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:34 pm 
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This battle takes place on Earth. Neither contestant is allowed to leave the outer reaches of the atmosphere. All humans and human made objects are gone. All that remains is nature. Optimus Prime is that of the upcoming film, and Godzilla is that of Final Wars.

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I am personally on the side of Godzilla, seeing as he can easily melt him with his nuclear breath, and he is huge like xbox.


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Well, you saw what happened to godzilla when they shot missiles and stuff at him in the movies; he/she/it got mad and shot toaster oven breath at the unsuspecting civilians. I don't think a giant morphing truck would suffice to take down a nucleomutized iguana.


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My bets are on the giant lizard with nasty breath.

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Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime.

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime.

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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.

Batman wins.

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Christoph wrote:
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.

Batman wins.
Lemon Demon FTW!


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Godzilla would lose because

Godzilla got rustled and began to attack
But he didn't expect to be blocked by shaq
Who proceeded to open a can of shaq-fu
When Aron Carter came out of the blue

Jump to the end

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

Mr.Rogers wins because...
nobody wants to be his neighbor

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Apparently you don't get the concept of the goddamn batman.

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Assuming that TUSoUD is not canon, I'd have to go with Optimus Prime.

Prime could just shoot a missle to destroy the sun, and Godzilla's cold-blooded body will go into hibernation.

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And in the process, destroy the entire solar system, along with Earth and Prime himself with the resulting supernova explosion, ending the battle in a tie.

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But Optimus Prime would go back to Megatron.

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Cybertron, you mean?

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No, he is clearly speaking of Homo-robo-porn.

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Godzilla would die before the might of the great Optimus Prime.

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Godzilllaaa. Definately. I am not going to support my opinion; you all, being smarter and funnier than I am, will only shoot it down. >_>

So, suffice to say that Godzilla would win.


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