Tips and tricks on getting the d: the girly thread for girls

Lolita · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:54 pm

share YOUR tips and tricks for dressing, putting on make up, and general know-how on whoring up and going down ;O

later lovlies~~~~~~~******

Noffletoff · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:55 pm

I just tell them that they are my fetish. Works every time.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:26 pm

this isn't what i expected when you said you were making this thread, loli.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:28 pm

Oh hey look another SCP thread

Wait a minute

Dire · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:30 pm

I thought the same thing.

I'd be less suss with proper capitalisation and a shorter name.

Topaz Luckdragon · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:55 pm

Didn't we have a girl talk thread a while back?

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:15 pm

Does anyone actually have makeup basics guides or something? I can't find any that aren't ridiculously complicated ones.

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:19 pm

Tip #1: Say that nothing's wrong when something's wrong. Boys will understand immediately.

Though, on the topic of make up, I only rarely wear it. I don't want to be one of those girls at my school who look way different without it.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:55 pm

I never wear makeup unless there is something special going on. I normally look just fine, but there's enough of a difference that when I went all out for prom no one recognized me which was really funny. It was less funny that my date wouldn't talk to any of my friends, kept ditching to go talk to his pal on his phone outside, almost made me late for afterprom because he wanted me to lie to the office faculty that had been mocking and bullying me all year to sneak his friend in so he could avoid socializing with me, made me take pictures of him modelling with airsoft guns until the very last minute, then wanted to ditch his friend 25 miles from his house in icy rain when it didn't work.

/INFINITE SHRUGS

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:23 pm

I always prefer when a girl saves makeup for special occasions. Unless it's warpaint. That's a daily necessity.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

If I can feel your makeup when I facebattle you on the cheek it really puts me off. Just putting that out there.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:32 pm

What if it's flavored? Do they sell that? Seems like they should sell that.

Lolita · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:44 pm

help loli figure out how to apply eyeliner on the top lid because i'm a fucking moron

Chopstix · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:48 pm

lift your tail to expose your glands and spray them on males. the scent of whiskey and faith hill will drive them to loving you

Doormaster · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:29 pm

Queen Lolita wrote:

help loli figure out how to apply eyeliner on the top lid because i'm a fucking moron

Kinda weird; I always have more trouble with the bottom lid

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