AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So I got the idea, WTF would people do if there was a mass infection of the zombie verity, be it by a gas, a transferable disease or contaminated local water supply, it might even be as simple as contaminated meat.

So what sorts of plans would you have, who would you try to save, would you fight or run?

I'd try to save some people, build, farm, make a water pump.





So lets talk about it, propose scenarios to each other, and hopefully survive!

or learn to at least

Complete global saturation

what causes it?

Cause fighting you way through streets of seemingly never ending undead would suck.

Learn to fly? Get to a safe island?

From where I am now I would have to hop in my car pick up a friend and a few guns and get supplies. It would be crazy as hell. I guess taking a boat to a small island would be a good idea.

Tell my wife and kids I love them.

All seven of them.

Wives I mean.

i roll for initiative

Go to my friend's underground armory and just hold out

Like seriously he has a bunker full of guns and rations and shit.

You rolled a 4.
Luckily zombies are slackers and wouldn't even roll dice for me so I'm saying they critically failed their initiative.
You are now in the advantage state, what are you going to use your dice pool for?

>get ye flask

No that's my flask.

Oh god, I was so glad when this thread finally died, but I should have known, it couldn't stay in the grave.

I'd make my way to an army base probably, or hole up somewhere until it's over.

what do you mean died
its been up for like only half an hour

It's taken another guise, but I still recognize it. We had a zombie thread before and it got pretty bad near the end.

become a zombie so i can finally stop being judged for cannibalism

but what if you eat some weird parts of the body by accident and all the other zombies are like ohh gross he's into "that"

zombie apocalypse high school

oh no the new transfer zombie likes eating weird body parts

let's shun him at the zombie summer festival dance