AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When taking notes, gov't = government

Don't pass notes, or your teacher will criticize your grammar.

If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on?


Explain your findings in a one page essay

This is the reason Mark Twain wrote it.
There are no other interpretations

I have a degree. You have nothing. I'm right, you're wrong?



When referring to a country as a sentinent being, call it a "she".

Your teachers will love you.
And then they will go home and shrink

Hey you. You with the face. Your sock's untied. You dropped your pocket. bump
bump
hallwaybump
shoulderbump
whatever you do, don't watch where you're going

In real life, they won't penalize you for being five seconds late.

Getting up early builds character





Or something

Don't argue with the teacher in a lower-level class.


Don't take more than two years of P.E.

Take classes with people that make you feel stupid. Hang out at lunch with people who make you feel smart.







It's a viscious cycle.

The only useful thing I've learned this year so far is how to hug properly.

Do you have a MySpace?
FaceBook?
Cell phone?
What are you, retarded?
Life?

Minus times minus equals plus. The reason for this we need not discuss.

Learn to sing the quadratic formula to the tune of "pop goes the weasel"

Learn to dance.
Learn to sing.
Learn to tackle burly men on a football field.

Just.
Don't.
Learn.

That'll learn ya.







Guys, I think I've been reading too much Douglas Coupland.

Help me, Water, I got lots amongst the clever words!

Y'know, I've experienced just about almost all of those in the 4-5 weeks I've been in school already alone. Thats just sad, man.

Ahhhh yes...I remember high school...

I hated it.

I've still got two years of it. FEEL SORRY FOR ME!

Senior.

me too D:


Well, a year and however much is left in this.

haha, i'm a junior too........

you had to learn the quad formula to pop goes the weasle? that....is........AWESOME!
not really though. you know what really messes you up though?

CALCULUS! i mean, we're only in derivitives now, and it sucks balls.

We only have calculus for people about to graduate at my school.

I miss algebra. I wish there were songs for memorizing proofs.

If I want to, I could take Calculus next year.

I don't think I want to.

Calculus?? PASS.

Math is not my forte.

yeah, even though i'm a junior, i'm taking calc because i'm "advanced."

i'm a wiz at math, yet math is the class i hate the most.

irony, you sadistic bitch.

Man, there's so much less stress in college. Teachers are far more lenient when it comes to being on time, there's next-to-no drama (for me, at least. Of course, I don't really hang out with anyone on campus), and, since you don't have to have class every day, you have more time to relax.
Just survive through high school and it'll be easier... kinda.

I'm a junior. My grades right now spell FAFAFADA.

In an effort to increase literacy, my school gives you assignments to turn into the office. You have to write ten senctences for each vocab word they give you demonstrating your grasp of that word.

So... no one is passing high school. xD I don't know how they expected it to turn out differently.