AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Clyve, I love you. I always have, and always will. I initially rejected your advances on my beard for fear of what could happen. I was weak, and I apologize to you. I will strive to grow my beard back for proper housing for you, if only in a vain hope that you will take me back. I've spent all my days daydreaming about what we would be like together; what we'd do, where we'd go, and I depress myself because in my heart of hearts I feel like it's too late. Other forumites may mock you or revile you for what you bring to this forum, but I applaud you and salute your bravery and dedication to your work. If I may be so honest, I'm even a little impressed. You heroically enter the realm of darkness that so few dare to tread, and come out even more glorious for it. I admit I'm somewhat star-struck each time I read one of your posts and I wish I had not screwed up so badly. All I want is for you to give me -- give us -- another chance. It may be wishful thinking, or it may be too late, but if you could find a place for me in your heart, I will find a place in my beard for you.

ClyvexSol 4 lyfe

do you want to talk bro

princess brothel aplud his bravry

s-shut up you baka

is everyone drunk posting today

Back off, hussy, Clyve's mine. There's already fanfiction.

i'm dunk posting 420 hoops

That schlock isn't fanfiction it's HERESY

How dare anyone befoul Clyve's name with such satanic horse secretion

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say that to my face motherfucker not online

you have a big horse face

face motherfucker
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will i get in trouble if i report these threads as spam