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 Post subject: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:08 pm 
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A topic for all that stuff that you really want to say for some reason, but can't because everyone around you would be like "EW!" or "TOO MUCH INFORMATION, DUDE"


Stuff like that.

Examples: Periods/hairy places on you/poop/bodily functions/things you do


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- No links to porn (unless for some reason you have express permission)
- No lewd comments to younger members (you guys could have gotten arrested for that shit)
- No talking about, or encouraging, illegal stuff (incest, sex with an underage person (or an adult if you're underage))
- Do not try to roleplay anything sexual, and do not hit on people in this thread, even jokingly. This is a thread to discuss TMI stuff, not to act in a perverted way. It is creepy and uncalled for.
- No telling the thread details about your 'escapades' (Exceptions, with permission, may include spoiler tags and vague references to the act and whether or not anybody wants it PMed to them)
- Anything else the proletariats wish to add


I primarily created this topic for gross bodily functions like poop and excretions with a few sexual things.

But mostly shit. Remember this, and it won't be locked this time. I have my eye on you. All of you.


It's time to try again.
Don't be total dumbasses.

TMI: yesterday I nuked the bathroom next to the bedroom my parents and I are sharing for the holidays.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:10 pm 
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Well guess this was inevitable considering how it's the most active thread on AZ.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:12 pm 
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Third for masturbation.

e: I know realise this is actually second


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:20 pm 
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THIS ISNT MY BEAUTIFUL THREAD


YOU MOTHERFUCKERS


HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY DONT TELL MINORS TO DO SEX SHIT

OH MY FUCKING GOD



Great Handsome Oppressor can we retry the remaking the thread thing i feel better when its in my name its not my fault these dinguses keep ruining my perfectly good poop thread

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:25 pm 
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please be calm

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:26 pm 
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You know what else isn't calm

Boners

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:30 pm 
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i think im allowed to be rustled for you assholes ruining my thread by encouraging minors to do sex-like things for the SECOND TIME IN A ROW

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:33 pm 
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For the last time, nobody told him to do anything. He announced that he had done something, and the rest of us were either laughing about or calling him an idiot. Some were doing both.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:35 pm 
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
i think im allowed to be rustled for you assholes ruining my thread by encouraging minors to do sex-like things for the SECOND TIME IN A ROW

Yes, because a thread about shit and boners is a shining accomplishment worthy of putting on the wall or in a resume.

It's a thread. Anyone could make one.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:36 pm 
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and yet a shitload of you were being pretty daisies fucking encouraging about the whole thing

and then theres the fact that it wasnt a joking matter to begin with yet yall were joking about it like it wasnt serious(guess what; it was) for several pages

i read the whole fucking thing and im severely butthurt about it right now


edit: kamak you rly dont get it

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:38 pm 
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I really don't think we should start running this thread into the ground on the very first page by being so aggressive to each other.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:41 pm 
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If you're rustled about the fact that people "encouraged him" to do this shit, why does the fact that it was YOUR THREAD need to be mentioned? Be rustled about what happened, but don't lump in something stupid like "AND BECAUSE OF THAT MY GLORIOUS THREAD WAS RUINED!"

It gives the impression that the thread was actually important to you, which is stupid. Because it's a THREAD.

And again, how about we stop acting high and mighty about this shit? Like none of the rest of you have done stupid shit or laughed/joked at someone doing stupid like this. Pretty much everyone in the DA comments thread is guilty of the latter.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:42 pm 
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Take your personal differences to PMs please, as for the old thread, the proletariats have already taken care of it so no need to discuss it further. If you have a problem with how it was handled, PM a mod.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Kamak wrote:
It gives the impression that the thread was actually important to you, which is stupid. Because it's a THREAD

wow thanks for saying im stupid

i told you you didnt fucking get it

im done

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There's a pimple on my chin that I've popped twice.

Probably gonna pop it again later because it's swelling up again.

I just wish I could pop the one on the side of my head because it hurts like a bitch.

EDIT: ooh I got it.

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