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 Post subject: My new bestfriends live in sand.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:14 am 
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So there I was, crossing the beach, it was antlion mating season, so anytime I touched the sand an angry horde of antlion warriors burst forth to tear me apart.
To make matters worse, I ran into their queen. Luckily I had enough ammo to blow the bitch apart. Thats when things got alot better. A small little Alien man harvested a gland from the queen antlion, the pheromones the antlions use to to decide who's one of them, and communicate. A small horde of giant alien bugs were mine to control. After a short nature walk up a hill, my horde and I walked into a very large Combine military base. Large bunkers, watch towers lined with guns. And a very large number of Combine solders, from the Totalitarian police state that now rules this planet. Controlling and destroying human life. But before I could even lift my gun to blow holes in the Totalitarian rat bastards that be keeping the good man down, my small army of blood thirsty horny alien bugs jumped them. Climbing up the watch towers, tossing chewed up bodies over the side. Then into the buildings themselves, Combine solders peppering bullets from windows towards my location, I thought I was screwed. But then the windows shattered, and the solders that were once my enemy rained down all around me, falling to there deaths. My antlions found a way in before I did, and killed everyone inside, for me. This is HalfLife 2, this game is awesome.

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That's my favorite part of the game. :awesome:


Besides the last level.

[spoiler]What with the ownage hyped-up gravity gun and such. <3[/spoiler]

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tl;dr.

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Now you've got my attention.

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