AWKWARD ZOMBIE

does anyone here use it? does it actually work? i was enticed by the guy's headset to buy one. i am so sorry billy mays i have betrayed you and your oxi clean :(

hahah ohman deiph i just got like 3 reports from people thinking you were a SCP

Is... is it safe?

I have no idea, Deiphobus.









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I actually have two. A big one and a smaller one.

And yeah, they work. Really well. Disturbingly well. It freaks me out every daisies time I spill something and pat the carpet down with it, go to the sink to drain it and suddenly seven gallons of liquid everywhere.

yes i like to use mine every day

>2012
>not having a shticky

deiph baby i'll sham your wow

my mom and i were gonna get a sham wow for my dad for his birthday/christmas/something and we read some reviews on amazon and they all said that is basically was terrible

so

Man I have some shamwows and they're pretty awful.

bodaciously just rectangles of felt. Also you can't really wash them without a ton of effort since they, you know, absorb and retain all of the liquid. 5 drying cycles later, maybe you'll have a nice tattered one to use.

From the reviews I'm seeing, it seems like people don't know how they work?

The 5-Star reviews say you need to wet it first, wring out, then it becomes super absorbent. Trying to use it dry will cause it to just push things around. Similar to a sponge I suppose!

They also don't really use it for every-day purposes. Just for extreme cases.


IDK I don't fully care. But I thought it's interesting.

Oh are we advertising? Let me tell you about the Ba'noodle then

Man fuck the ShamWOW

It's all about this glorious piece of technology

But will it blend?

Yeah pretty much.

Also why would you put it in the washing machine? It's not a towel. You clean it by hand or else it's not gonna work because a washing machine is just gonna make it absorb more liquid and then smash it around a bunch.

and then a dryer is just a terrible idea in general you should feel bad about that