AWKWARD ZOMBIE

New Forum-Wide Game: If you post directly after a user with a PANK name has posted then you get infected with PANK Name. The goal is to stay uninfected for as long as possible. You can save yourself by putting [BARRIER] in your subject line, but be warned that your barrier generator must be recharged for three posts* before you can use it again. After you use your barrier three times, each consecutive use will require one more post to recharge than before.

For Example:
First Use: 3 posts
Second Use: 3 posts
Third Use: 3 posts
Fourth Use: 4 posts
Fifth Use: 5 posts
etc.

*Shit posts do not count toward this total

What I mean is random actual shit posts that do nothing but add to dick size like "alskdhfoiaherb" or "weinerweinerweinerweiner"

I should try that some time.

That is exactly what I did.

+1 TO dick size LOL

enjoy yer aids

Saved because I'm already dead.

You hooker

what

Uh, are the proletariats really going to bother changing everyone's name to pank for this game?

Hell no

Stop trying to introduce logic into this situation.

I honestly didn't expect them to I was just trying to make sense of the randomness.

Okay I guess this is kind of ill-advised.

Wait I am confused. What is even going on. Hello. Hello. The door won't hold for much longer. Help.

are name colors the new member titles

will i be retro for asking for member titles