AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Basically this is a thread where you can post/and or talk about the things that you were stupid enough to do, and if you weren't smart enough to get that from the title than I feel extremely sorry for you.

Anyways, start posting peasants and amuse me.

I've done many dumb things but the most recent is riding down a busy highway on a furniture mover

Making a thread without putting any of your own content in it. DOOMED.

and yes that's incredibly ironic

I think I could fill this thread on my own, if I just remembered half the stupid shit I pull. Most of it isn't interesting enough to share however (or downright depressing).

Made a thread about spambots when there was a report button.
I feel smart.

I almost got hit by a car to pick up a dollar I dropped.

inb4 mashed potatoes

I climbed a metal ladder in a thunderstorm into a tree. There were kittens at stake.

Extream white water canoeing

I only do sports of they are EXTREAM enough

I was dumb enough to post in this thread.

But no really I forgot green light means go today.

i've gotten that gas pedal and brake pedal mixed up before

saw Prometheus

I thought the Monroe Doctrine was a person.

Verbally pronounced "faux pas" as "fox pass" and talked about a visit to what I for some reason remembered as New Orleans because we toured the St. Louis Arch, both in company who immediately knew better.

120 MPH

See "pics or gtfo" thread.