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 Post subject: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexandy
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:54 pm 
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Yes, fellow Awkward Zombies! You read right. I'm doing this crap again!

Bring forth your questions about life's mysteries, the universe's secrets, and how one can start a lawnmover with a single mighty pull of it's cord and I will reply with answers, remarks, and a delightful scent of cranberries. Also, tune in every Friday for one or more answer segments in the ever titillating moving picture format, also known as VIDEO! (Note: Date subject to change due to unplanned events, storm based dilemmas, or my own laziness.)

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:55 pm 
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So glad my thread died and was locked. TRUST ME, it gets painful after a while.


How long do you think you can keep this up?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:55 pm 
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mr alexandy sir
where do babies come from

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:00 pm 
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
So glad my thread died and was locked. TRUST ME, it gets painful after a while.


How long do you think you can keep this up?


Welp. We've passed the five minute mark, so I'll give it a couple of weeks. Tops.

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mr alexandy sir
where do babies come from


That, my young Potato, is a wonderful tale of what happens when a young man realizes that he loves the woman he's been with for some time and decides that the time is right. It is a tale of hearts, rainbows, sweat, tears, and blood. To put it simply, my naive Potato...

Go ask your mother.

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:02 pm 
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Alexandy13 wrote:
Potato wrote:
mr alexandy sir
where do babies come from
your mother.

THis is how it would have gone if this were Betrippin's thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
How long do you think you can keep this up?

4 hours, if he has the pill.

Now for a real question.

Ketchup or Mustard?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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Uh oh.

Uh, question... hmmm...

What can a blind man see?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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How many fingers am I holding up?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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Lord Retardus wrote:
Uh oh.

Uh, question... hmmm...

What can a blind man see?


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I'm terrible.

I'll stop now.

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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when were you last even on here

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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Oh, please, [CN]. You of all people should know that I am much too high-brow for such humor and activities.


Unlike your mother.

Kamak wrote:
Ketchup or Mustard?


Ketchup, all the way. In fact, I put ketchup on darn near everything!

Have you ever put ketchup on popcorn? I have.
It was terrible and it left me with painful gastric disturbances for the rest of the day.
Never put ketchup on popcorn.
Ever.

Lord Retardus wrote:
Uh oh.

Uh, question... hmmm...

What can a blind man see?


The same thing Snake Eyes can say from the 80s G.I. Joe.
Everything, and yet nothing at all.

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How many fingers am I holding up?


Sixteen.

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when were you last even on here


I've always been here, watching, waiting for the moment to strike.
Unfortunately, that moment has not arrived, and my kitten army has grown quite... Restless.

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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Alexandy13 wrote:
The same thing Snake Eyes can say from the 80s G.I. Joe.
Everything, and yet nothing at all.


Wrong. He can see the window where he's about to install your new blinds.

Who was phone?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:18 pm 
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Lord Retardus wrote:
Wrong. He can see the window where he's about to install your new blinds.

Who was phone?


Well played.

That old hag who ran the hotel.
It's always her.

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
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Can I have one of the kittens from your army?

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 Post subject: Re: Yet another pointless 'Ask a formite' thread, with Alexa
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:25 pm 
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Ablu2 wrote:
Can I have one of the kittens from your army?


No you can't. Set aside the fact that the little things are trained to slaughter everything within their field of vision and the paralyzing venom coating their claws, and you'd just fall apart from the radiation alone.

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