AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Not sure if I'm allowed to do this, but here goes:
Have you ever heard a commercial or theme song so terribly irritating that you couldn't forget it? Like, "Oh my fucking god, I wanna strangle whoever wrote this with their own intestinal tract" annoying?
For me, It's the Klondike Bar thing: ♪What, would you do~ooh~ooh, for a Klondike Bar!♪ Gah! By the way, this also includes regular music. Like that goddamn "I'm sexy and I know it." song.
So vent your frustrations and remind other people of stuff they had probably managed to forget.

Come on and dance
come on and dance
come on and dance
From this year's Eurovision.

I got spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs~
That jingle, jangle, jiinngllleee~

darn you

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

AS I GO RIDING MERRILY ALOOOOOOOOOOOONG

i don't even know what commercial it's for, but I hear it so much and it's like taking a cheese grater to my brain. It just starts off with a chorus of ha ha ha ha ha like some woman's in hollywood-labor or something and they're doing those breathing exercises

Nooooooo! I just got that out of my head.

There's a commercial on the radio in my area that's not a jingle, but it annoys the hell out of me every time. It goes something like this:

*insert sounds of Galaga here, cheesy pew pew lasers*
*big explosion sound*
"YOU ARE ROUND MVP."
"Yeah! Hey Drew I finally got Round MVP. Round M. V. P."
"No-o-o-o waaay dude. That was some serious ownage. Good thing you got me as your wingman."
"You mean like when you threw that flash grenade at me?" (I wasn't aware MW3 had 8-bit sound. Yeah, the cheesy lasers are still going).
*insert sounds of button mashing and more cheesy laser sound effects*

It was some bullshit ad campaign about skills for college, but seriously ad designers need to realize that having someone smack buttons like a spastic monkey with Pac-Man sound effects isn't fooling anyone anymore. Also as bad as those game design school commercials where they're making games with a PS2 controller.

My stupid neighbor has been playing this non-stop for the past month. I'm gonna go over and complain....one of these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7asrTH3gII

woah stop right there commercial

I was under the impression that this was for songs that we didn't want stuck in our heads.
This one's awesome.

BUT ANYWAY



ALL OF MY UMBRAGE

Every time I hear this I feel a burning rage coming from deep within me

Oh, and slogans are also allowed: Do the Dew.
Dr. Pepper 10. It's not for women.
Anything in a Shirley Temple movie. (My grandma loves those goddamn musicals.)