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 Post subject: We Can Get Them For You Wholesale.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:24 pm 
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Neil Gaiman's (Writter of Sandman) We Can Get Them For You Wholesale.
My new favorite short film.
A woman hires a hitman to take care of pesky flirt, but gets entangled in special offers and discounts, until, well...just watch it. It's worth your time.

http://www.sfm-project.com/ghostwoodfil ... _qthi.html

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:31 pm 
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Woah, Gaiman rocks. I'm watching the video right now, it's pretty funny. And is that Ze Frank I see?

Edit: Just finished watching. Fantastic.


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Whoa, awesome video. I just finished it.

[spoiler]So the hitman was an alien?[/spoiler]

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Exactoman wrote:

[spoiler]So the hitman was an alien?[/spoiler]


Yessir.

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This is totally and completely awesome. The ending is incredible.

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A Christmas poem by Neil Gaimen:

Nicholas WasÖ

Older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once very year they forced him, sobbing & protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarvesí invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.

http://www.neilgaiman.net/sound/02-nicholas-was.mp3

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Hey, thanks for enjoying the film -- every once in a while I google the thing and see what pops up.

If you liked that one, I have a new flick coming out in winter called "The Assistant" or "The Familiar" (can't decide right now) which is a dark comedy on being a vampire's personal assistant. The budget is a lot, lot, lot bigger, so hope it plays some festivals.

Once again, thanks for the support

Kody Zimmermann, director

www.ghostwoodfilms.com
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223224/


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Okay, so I'm pretty sure that I have the Quicktime plugin, but when I try to watch the video I get the Quicktime logo with the question mark in front of it...

..Help a noob today!


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I think my website was updated from the time of the last link.

Go to:

www.ghostwoodfilms.com -- click the beating heart, then go to Ghostwood New Media, and then click PLAY VIDEO under "We Can Get Them For You Wholesale."

I guess its time to get it up on YouTube.

Hope you like,

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Thanks.

The movie was pretty great. I think I need to read some Neil Gaiman now.


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