We Can Get Them For You Wholesale.

Gribbie · **Joined:** Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:23 pm **Posts:** 88

Neil Gaiman's (Writter of Sandman) We Can Get Them For You Wholesale.
My new favorite short film.
A woman hires a hitman to take care of pesky flirt, but gets entangled in special offers and discounts, until, well...just watch it. It's worth your time.

http://www.sfm-project.com/ghostwoodfil ... _qthi.html

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

Woah, Gaiman rocks. I'm watching the video right now, it's pretty funny. And is that Ze Frank I see?

Edit: Just finished watching. Fantastic.

Exactoman · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:33 pm

Whoa, awesome video. I just finished it.

[spoiler]So the hitman was an alien?[/spoiler]

Gribbie · **Joined:** Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:23 pm **Posts:** 88

Exactoman wrote:

[spoiler]So the hitman was an alien?[/spoiler]

Yessir.

Water · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:20 pm

This is totally and completely awesome. The ending is incredible.

Gribbie · **Joined:** Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:23 pm **Posts:** 88

A Christmas poem by Neil Gaimen:

Nicholas WasÖ

Older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once very year they forced him, sobbing & protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarvesí invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.

http://www.neilgaiman.net/sound/02-nicholas-was.mp3

Hobbs · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 12:15 pm

Hey, thanks for enjoying the film -- every once in a while I google the thing and see what pops up.

If you liked that one, I have a new flick coming out in winter called "The Assistant" or "The Familiar" (can't decide right now) which is a dark comedy on being a vampire's personal assistant. The budget is a lot, lot, lot bigger, so hope it plays some festivals.

Once again, thanks for the support

Kody Zimmermann, director

www.ghostwoodfilms.com
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223224/

John · **Posted:** Wed May 21, 2008 9:54 pm

Okay, so I'm pretty sure that I have the Quicktime plugin, but when I try to watch the video I get the Quicktime logo with the question mark in front of it...

..Help a noob today!

Hobbs · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 11:49 am

I think my website was updated from the time of the last link.

Go to:

www.ghostwoodfilms.com -- click the beating heart, then go to Ghostwood New Media, and then click PLAY VIDEO under "We Can Get Them For You Wholesale."

I guess its time to get it up on YouTube.

Hope you like,

KZ

John · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 6:49 pm

Thanks.

The movie was pretty great. I think I need to read some Neil Gaiman now.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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