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MONDO FLEX
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN


--------------MAGE, THE GREATESTS -------------------------------------------WIZARDS: STUPID--------------



WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE
WIZARDS GET THE PENALTY BOX AND ARE SHUNNED BY SOCIETY

WHAT WILL BE YOUR FIRST MOVE

>...

PANICKING ABOUT YOUR AUDITION TO BE A MAGE, YOU QUICKLY DOWN ANOTHER FLASK OF YE OLDE DRINKIN' COURAGE. SCREAMING OBSCENITIES YOU STUMBLE OUT OF THE TOWN SQUARE, MUCH TO THE RELIEF OF THE TOWNSPEOPLE AND THEIR CHILDREN.

Use A+A+F+W

YOU START YELLING "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFWWWWW" IN AN ATTEMPT TO MOVE, ONLY MANAGING TO FALL OVER AND CURL UP, KICKING AT THE DUST. A FOOLHARDY MAN COMES TO AID YOU, BUT ONLY STEALS YOUR WALLET.

-5 GOLDINS

Dance.

DRAWING INSPIRATION FROM YOUR FAVOURITE 80'S MONTAGES, YOU BEATBOX SOME KILLER FLIPTACULARS AND GROOVE OUT YOUR FINANGLES. SEVERAL TEENAGE GIRLS AND SOME GUYS ARE SWOONED BY YOUR STYLE MEANWHILE THE ADULTS ASSUME YOU ARE HAVING A SEIZURE.

+10 GROOVE

Seize any and all small animals in the vicinity. This includes young children and insects.

MUCH LIKE ANY NATURAL DISASTER SUCH AS HURRICANES, FLOODING, OR WIZARD MEETINGS THE YOUNG CHILDREN SMELL DANGER AND FLEE IN TERROR, BUT YOU MANAGE TO THROW A COUPLE IN YOUR NET ALONG WITH A FEW RABBITS, A DOG, TWO CATS, A GRASSHOPPER, A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE AND A SOCCERBALL. LIKE A TWISTED SANTA CLAUS, YOU LAUGH MERRILY AT THEM FENDING OFF ANGRY TOWNSPEOPLE TRYING TO GET INT YOUR BAG.

>inventory

>disco dance II: electric boogaloo

- hit on townspeople

>Lolita

A BAG FLIES INTO YOUR FACE, MAKING YOU BELIEVE YOU'VE GONE BLIND. MY GOD, MOM WAS RIGHT ALL THOSE YEARS. UPON CLOSER INSPECTION IT WAS THANKFULLY ONLY YOUR INVENTORY AND IT CONTAINS:

1X SEACATS
2X GOLDIN'S
5X 1" PIECES OF ROPE
1 X A TRUSTY STEED (XSMALL)
1X SIGNED COPY OF "GOLDEN THROATS: WILLIAM SHATNER SINGS! LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL".

WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF.



WRAPPING EVERYTHING BACK UP, YOU BUST A MOVE OUT OF YOUR ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO STUNNING THE CROWD AND SHOWING UP THAT DAGRON GUY ANS STEALING HIS WOMEN OF QUESTIONABLE DANCE TASTE.



THE TOWNSPEOPLE SMELL SOMETHING. SOMETHING WIZARDRY. LUCKILY FOR YOU, YOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR LOLITA THE WORLDS ONLY ICE CREAM VENDOR AND YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME.

BECAUSE IF FASHION WAS A CRIME, YOU'D BE MANSON.




THE ENSUING CHAOS OF THIS YEARS EVENT IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR YOU TO SCHMOOZE ON SOME LUCKY SWINGLES IN THIS HIP PLACE. THAT TORIZO GUY COULD DO IT LAST YEAR, SO COULD YOU. PULLING YOU YOUR BIGGEST GUNS, YOU ASK AS MANY WOMEN IF THEY'RE ARCHAEOLOGISTS AS YOU CAN, BUT NONE OF THEM ARE INTERESTED IN DIGGING UP YOUR LARGE BONE.

B-B-B-BACK THAT booty UP

>xyzzy

YOU STRAIN TO MAGIC A SANDWICH BUT CANNOT PUT FORTH THE WORDS. UNCLE ZORK COULD SANDWICH FORTH WITH THE BEST OF THEM, BUT THE MOST BEST YOU CAN FORTH IS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

MINTY!

+3 FROTH

Be the wizard