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LordSeth
 Post subject: If I had a time-machine...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:27 pm 
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Discuss time travel theories, what you'd do, and why.

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touch yo junk over and over

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Nefarious Bear
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Put all of the girls in the sink.

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 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
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if you need supernatural aid for that then you are living life wrong

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Gryewolf
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Go back in time and make myself not do stupid things.

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Lolita
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go back in time and punch my 13 year old self in the face

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
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You know we had another 'go back in time thread' and that turned out to be really fucking depressing.
Let's try to be happier.

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LordSeth
 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
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Go back and ride a triceratops.
Awesome, and not likely to gnaw your face off!

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Valbrandur
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I would fix mistakes as I could.

Unfortunately, I have no way to predict how that would affect the world of course because of the butterfly effect.
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Wordsmith
 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
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go back in time and punch Loli's 13 year old self in the face.

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Sammich Monster
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I'd go back to 7th grade so I can relive sleeping over at my best friend's house over and over again.
I wish we hadn't moved to completely separate states. I always wait for every chance I get to visit her up in New York.

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Wordsmith
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Oh and I'd go forward in time to see my future wife (hopefully) so I can feel less lonely all the time and know that there really is someone out there for me.

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You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Wordsmith
 Post subject: Re: If I had a time-machine...
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I'd also go forward in time however long I need to to meet slutty blue alien chicks

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

Ame no Akai wrote:
You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Tatzel
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But if you go out of your timeline now it means you're gone from that point until you reappear in the future again, which means you won't be able to visit your future self because it doesn't exist.

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Sol Reaper
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It'd be like in Click where he was just braindead or whatever during the fast forward segments of his life.

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