AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This, forumites, is a game. This game involves taking over a virtual hill from the previous poster by using words. I'll start then the next poster explains how they take the hill off me, then the next takes it over another way from the new "King". DON'T FORGET TO ADD "MY HILL" AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POST SO WE KNOW YOU CLAIMED IT.

Update to rules: Any actions that result in destroying the hill are not allowed. Tired of people wrecking the game over and over for their own amusement.
Update to rules: Any posts that involve any quantity of ending the game are void, as such can also ruin the game, no matter how well the post is written.
Update to rules: If you die, you are able to revive yourself in anyway wanted, since if people died, it would reduce the amount of players and decrease the amount of fun. If you would like to, you can keep track of your deaths.
Update to rules: It seems a few people think this game is about loop holes, looks like I'll have to explain the basics. You think of an imaginative way to take the hill from the owner of the hill, not destroy all life around the hill. An example of how a normal game plays out can be seen here

I discover an awesome hill that deserves an awesome king like me, yet no-one knows about it yet, so I walk to the top and claim...

MY HILL.

NO MY HILL
*kills ShadowGuy*

I use 1 of my many 1-ups (Seriously, I'm dead on the second post), call the cops on Kalekemo for shooting me and waits till Kalekemo gets arrested to walk up the hill to then claim...

MY HILL.

I catapult myself on the hill, landing on ShadowGuy. I define all people who were on the hill when I landed on it as part of the hill.

My hill.

I transcend mortality and become an Old One.

I devour the hill and the galaxy with it.

THE END.

Good show everyone, I enjoyed this game

It was dawn, light rain, fog over the field. The 82'nd Airborne had assaulted Hill 391 and taken it under heavy fire from MG-42 emplacements and Flak 88's. Dug in, their orders were to hold this position until 10'th Armor rolled in and artillery was stationed on the hill in support of Dog companies assault on the town. The Germans, or what had reminaed had fallen back and regrouped faster than expected. Instense shelling and rapid assaults were no match for the tenacity of the 82'nd's defense. They had spent the whole day and night fighting for the hill and would not lose it. After heavy losses, and the arrival of 10'th armor, the German's were forced to retreat thus securing Hill 391 for the Allies.

I recover from getting squished on to realize that I need to retake my rule of king. I suddenly tackle Riskjeks unexpectedly, taking Riskjeks to the ground and then continues to push Riskjeks down the hill.

Syobon, DO NOT END THE GAME JUST AS A JOKE. IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE, JUST DON'T. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY, THEN BY ALL MEANS DON'T

NO
THE GERMANS WERE ROUTED

okay so thats boring

I watched my men die on that hill

It's a bit early to call it yet, but this might be my post of the year for 2012

Well if you weren't busy picking daises then you probably would have died too so I guess mission accomplished.

IF A MOUSE FARTS IN THIS GODDAM NMINEFIELD I WANT HIS booty BLOWN SKY HIGH

Sounds like some Eastern European art film about the nature of war