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 Post subject: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:03 pm 
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You are given the opportunity to go back in time and give your past self a letter.

Write a letter to your past self (and there is no time bullshit in this equation.)



Dear past Dinosaur.
Be yourself. You're good at most things music, don't let people tell you otherwise. Learn how to be less awkward around girls. Do your homework and actually pay attention in school. It's cool to be smart. Oh and learn to pick up after yourself, you're a goddamn slob.
Love,
~future dinosaur
(ps clean up the computer room every once in a while.)


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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:05 pm 
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Dear Exeres,

Don't put your dick in that thing. You'll know what I mean.

Sincerely, future Exeres.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:06 pm 
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Dear Omnithea,

You already give few fucks. Give less. Give none.

Love, Omnithea

p.s. Grow your hair out.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:10 pm 
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Hey,
Hit yourself on the head good once.
NOW NEVER AGAIN!
thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:11 pm 
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Run

Don't stop


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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:12 pm 
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Dear Young Bunyip,


Don't do it.

No matter what you think, no matter how you try to justify it.

Just don't do it.


Sincerely,
Your Older Self

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:17 pm 
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yo Yorick

don't get your hair cut seriously just get a hair net it's not worth it
you won't thank me later because that's not really how it works

what I'm saying is that the grass isn't really greener on this side so don't come over here

stay over there with your long hair bro

unless you want a ponytail in your room forever

ps enclosed are some nudes

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:27 pm 
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Ey brecht

START FUCKING STUDYING YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT

Regards, yourself.


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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:32 pm 
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Ey Blitz.

Don't change a daisies thing.

Sincerely Yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:37 pm 
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yo reubo

suck my dick

thanks

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:39 pm 
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Dear younger Willow

dont give a fuck what anyones says

just punch them all in the face

PUNCH THEM ALL TO DEATH

sinserly

Older Willow

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:44 pm 
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Dear past Kamak,

Do it.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:46 pm 
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No offense, but that sounds pretty creepy dude.


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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:47 pm 
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As if anyone's isn't vague.

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 Post subject: Re: Time traveling
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:52 pm 
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Mine was purposefully vague.

I want my past self to read that note and not know what the hell I was trying to tell him to do.

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