AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You are given the opportunity to go back in time and give your past self a letter.

Write a letter to your past self (and there is no time bullshit in this equation.)



Dear past Dinosaur.
Be yourself. You're good at most things music, don't let people tell you otherwise. Learn how to be less awkward around girls. Do your homework and actually pay attention in school. It's cool to be smart. Oh and learn to pick up after yourself, you're a goddamn slob.
Love,
~future dinosaur
(ps clean up the computer room every once in a while.)

Dear Exeres,

Don't put your dick in that thing. You'll know what I mean.

Sincerely, future Exeres.

Dear Omnithea,

You already give few fucks. Give less. Give none.

Love, Omnithea

p.s. Grow your hair out.

Hey,
Hit yourself on the head good once.
NOW NEVER AGAIN!
thanks.

Run

Don't stop

Dear Young Bunyip,


Don't do it.

No matter what you think, no matter how you try to justify it.

Just don't do it.


Sincerely,
Your Older Self

yo Yorick

don't get your hair cut seriously just get a hair net it's not worth it
you won't thank me later because that's not really how it works

what I'm saying is that the grass isn't really greener on this side so don't come over here

stay over there with your long hair bro

unless you want a ponytail in your room forever

ps enclosed are some nudes

Ey brecht

START FUCKING STUDYING YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT

Regards, yourself.

Ey Blitz.

Don't change a daisies thing.

Sincerely Yourself.

yo reubo

suck my dick

thanks

Dear younger Willow

dont give a fuck what anyones says

just punch them all in the face

PUNCH THEM ALL TO DEATH

sinserly

Older Willow

Dear past Kamak,

Do it.

No offense, but that sounds pretty creepy dude.

As if anyone's isn't vague.

Mine was purposefully vague.

I want my past self to read that note and not know what the hell I was trying to tell him to do.