AWKWARD ZOMBIE

HEY ASSHOLES LET'S PLAY A GAME

IT GOES LIKE THIS:

PERSON 1: "I like my women the way I like my televisions"

PERSON 2: "Fifty inches wide and flat. I like my women the way I like my nuclear weaponry."

PERSON 3: "Russian. I like my women the way I like my butts"

AND IT KEEPS GOING

I'LL START

I like my women the way I like my steaks.

banned

Leathery?

I like my women like I like my pin cushions.

Full of pricks.

I like my women the way I like my air.

I LIKE MY THREADS THE WAY I LIKE MY AMERICANS

SEXIST

Ripped open and with their content all over the floor.
I like my women like I like my children.

EDIT
OR TOO LATE TO POST, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO CONCERN THE CUSHIONS
OH WELL

This should just be called the Pun Thread 2.0

Or the "I'll post here once for fun and then never think about it again"

chained to the end of a stick

I like my women like a like my bans

French.
I like my women like I like my videogames.

Every pun I have come up with for this thread just sounds really sexist. Maybe let people substitute in "men" instead of women so it's equal opportunity punning?

i like my women like my babies.

Unable to speak coherent sentences?

I like my women like my pokemon.

I can use their weakness against them.

I like my women like my coffee.

strong and black

I like my women how I like my laundry