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 Post subject: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:24 pm 
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HEY ASSHOLES LET'S PLAY A GAME

IT GOES LIKE THIS:

PERSON 1: "I like my women the way I like my televisions"

PERSON 2: "Fifty inches wide and flat. I like my women the way I like my nuclear weaponry."

PERSON 3: "Russian. I like my women the way I like my butts"

AND IT KEEPS GOING

I'LL START

I like my women the way I like my steaks.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:29 pm 
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I like my women like I like my pin cushions.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:32 pm 
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Full of pricks.

I like my women the way I like my air.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:32 pm 
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I LIKE MY THREADS THE WAY I LIKE MY AMERICANS

SEXIST

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:32 pm 
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I like my women like I like my children.

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OR TOO LATE TO POST, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO CONCERN THE CUSHIONS
OH WELL

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:35 pm 
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This should just be called the Pun Thread 2.0

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:36 pm 
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Or the "I'll post here once for fun and then never think about it again"

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:36 pm 
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Flat.

I like my women the way I like my medieval weaponry.

chained to the end of a stick

I like my women like a like my bans

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:38 pm 
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I like my women like I like my videogames.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:43 pm 
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Every pun I have come up with for this thread just sounds really sexist. Maybe let people substitute in "men" instead of women so it's equal opportunity punning?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:52 pm 
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i like my women like my babies.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:53 pm 
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I like my women like my pokemon.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:56 pm 
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I can use their weakness against them.

I like my women like my coffee.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:58 pm 
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I like my women how I like my laundry

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