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Liraxus
 Post subject: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:30 pm 
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You are a Teenager coolguy that lives in wind city, NE(North Elsewhere), you had a pretty good life so far, you have a great summer job that helped you to purchase your sick leather jacket and Pac-man hat, your also a hardcore gamer who plays alot of 2d platformers, but all of them don't compare to your inner soul yearning to play the upcoming virtual reality game, Wildside 2.
Its release day to!!
But wait... whats your name?

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:31 pm 
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Twatnaddler McSkippycunt.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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LordSeth
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:00 am 
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Zachary Montoya

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[Citation Needed]
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:09 am 
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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:13 am 
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You decide to name yourself Zach Montoya, because Zachary just sounded boring, you walk outside, the street is filled with cars and its nice and sunny, a great day for a stroll. Too bad its release day, TO THE ARCADE!

...Where the fuck is your bike?

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 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:27 am 
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Cottarsby
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:38 am 
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The Nether

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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:05 am 
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You suddenly realize you left it back in the Nether, you imnediately grab your stash of obsidion and make a gate, people are staring...
Shit, you left your flint at your girlfriends place, and thats about 2 miles away, and your out of supplies.
Any ideas oh mighty voice in my head?

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 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:26 am 
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Go back inside your house.

Grab the lighter your mom uses for her scented candle collection.


Light portal.

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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:34 am 
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You got the lighte-whoopsie.
The lighter immediately catches the rug on fire, you grab the lighter just in time.

What now?

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Galaxy Man
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:01 am 
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piss on the fire

and then just piss on the ashes because you really fuckin' have to take a piss

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 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:10 am 
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Grab your collection of jars filled with piss
throw them at fire
then piss on fire, rug, and shattered piss-jar

all hail Zach Montoya, the Piss King.

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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:16 am 
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JARATE! The fire was exstinguished by your mighty dick, you piss on the rug until you see some piss dripqing off of something from midair.
What now?

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:17 am 
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Zip up your pants, your mom is coming downstairs.

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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:24 am 
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*ziiiip*
Ok, what now magic brain beast?

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