Futurama quotes!

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:29 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:

Exactoman wrote:

Miss StarSeed wrote:

Exactoman wrote:

Merlin wrote:

War were declared.

Christoph wrote:

WE'RE DOOMED!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

I love this forum so much... if not just for the Futurama quotes.

Well, if it isn't the super heroes... or should I say, [i]Super Zeroes?[i] Ahahahaha!

That was uncalled for...

"We can use these metal rods to make spears!"
"And we can use these caterpillars to make bows and arrows!"
"And we can use this machine gun to shoot 'em!" *fires madly until clip is empty* *click, click, click* "Ahaha! That was fun."

Seriously. We need a "Futurama Quotes" thread. :awesome:

Do it.

I did it. Go.

xChasey · **Joined:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:23 am **Posts:** 50

I actually have one here.

"Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny."

:awesome:

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:36 pm

Good, I was afraid the thread would die with the first post.

"This is like that drug trip I saw on that movie when I was on that drug trip!"

AngelKate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:39 pm

Professor: You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.
Fry: Oh baby. I'm THERE.
Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?
Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in.

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:42 pm

Humor-Bot 5.0: "Would you like to set up the scene, Calculon?"
Calculon: "No, I think it speaks for itself."
*scene shows Calculon screaming "NOOOO!!!" while a pirate works a barbecue in the background*
Calculon: "It's funny, the script called for me to say "yes", but I thought I'd throw in a little twist."

xChasey · **Joined:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:23 am **Posts:** 50

Let's all scab quotes from Wikipedia! :awesome:

[/isn't cool]

"Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!"

"Voice on T.V: Is modern day life making you angry and impatient?
Bender: Shut the hell up and get to the point!"

AngelKate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:45 pm

Hey. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:47 pm

xChasey wrote:

Let's all scab quotes from Wikipedia! :awesome:

[/isn't cool]

For the record... all my quotes are straight from memory. :awesome:

Zomnambulist · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:48 pm

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIIIIPS!!

AngelKate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:49 pm

Game's over, losers! I have all the cheddar. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:49 pm

Leela: "Please, Bender, have a malt liquor. If not for you, then for the people who love you."
Bender: "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

xChasey · **Joined:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:23 am **Posts:** 50

Exactoman wrote:

xChasey wrote:

Let's all scab quotes from Wikipedia! :awesome:

[/isn't cool]

For the record... all my quotes are straight from memory. :awesome:

Wikipedia is my hero.

I'm not that cool to remember any quotes. Well, any cool ones at least.

AngelKate · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:52 pm

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two.

Exactoman · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:56 pm

Zoidberg: "I can't pay my friend Fry the ten bucks I owe him, so I must take my own life!"

xChasey · **Joined:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:23 am **Posts:** 50

Dr. Zoidberg: Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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