AWKWARD ZOMBIE

As of this very moment, humanity is dead to me.
"But Gribbumz sweetie, why!?" you say?
I'll tell you why, you fucking pieces of shit, THIS IS WHY!:
They're making a Jurassic Park 4. But oh no, it doesn't end there.
No sir! In this film, the government is teaching the dinosaurs...how to use...guns.

"OH GOD, THAT RAPTOR FIRED A BULLET, A BULLET FROM A GUN! IT'S FLYING AT MY HEAD AT LIGHTING SPEED! OH GOD IT ENTERED MY BRAINS, I'M DYING OH IM SO COLD SOOO-BLLARRGG!"

God daisies it.

I still have terrifying Jurassic Park dreams and giving them guns isn't going to help.



In an unrelated story, I actually had a dream about Jurassic Park last night.
I got attacked by some sass-talking dinosaur turkeys, but I punted one and they became my friends.

This should help, Katie.
http://www.velociraptors.info/

De-railing own topic. It's like suicide, only cleaner.

The SuperFamicom (1:37:41 AM): Sass-talking dino-turkeys, niiceee.
xtedheadx (1:37:31 AM): That's not a joke, this actually happened in my dream.
The SuperFamicom (1:38:46 AM): Last fucked up dream I had, George Bush blew up my gocery store/hotel for babies in mafia clothes on a house boat with a rocket from his water-based limo.
The SuperFamicom (1:39:06 AM): That was two years ago.
xtedheadx (1:39:32 AM): I had one recently where my parents sent me to summercamp, but it was really a disguised diamond mine, and they made everyone mine for diamonds.
The SuperFamicom (1:41:13 AM): Funny, That's the phobia I always had for summer camps.
The SuperFamicom (1:41:51 AM): That it was just seceretly slave labor
The SuperFamicom (1:43:59 AM): One of my favorite dreams was that a house on a random hill had a cave under it, that was home to a large group of pirate ghost. The home was littered with revolving walls and trap doors, it was a huge tourist trap, even though people got horribly murdered every day by the ghost.
The SuperFamicom (1:44:51 AM): The a large ball of candy rolled down the hill and squashed lots of children in their halloween costumes.
The SuperFamicom (1:45:20 AM): your turn.
xtedheadx (1:45:59 AM): Hhhhh...I had another one last night where my grandparents were getting married again for some reason, except they just sat around in their house and made me set up a giant balloon shaped like a bride and groom.
xtedheadx (1:46:09 AM): Except it fell in a random lake and I had to fish it out.
xtedheadx (1:46:19 AM): And then it flew away and I was like "screw it".
The SuperFamicom (1:46:51 AM): May I borrow your brain for a night?
xtedheadx (1:46:36 AM): And then a t-rex tore the roof off their house and that's when it turned into Jurassic Park.
The SuperFamicom (1:47:09 AM): Bwahaha.
The SuperFamicom (1:47:34 AM): Well, you'll never have the need for conventional drug use.
The SuperFamicom (1:50:03 AM): Another one. I was in a long dark gothic stlye hall-way with large portaits of the G-Man all along the walls. Each painting had a different color of eyes, and they were all talking at once, each on talking about something else. It got annoying fast, so I yelled at them to shut up, and they left and the door opened and I was back in the same suburb as the pirate-ghost house, and the ball of candy was still running over children.
The SuperFamicom (1:51:08 AM): And thats all the insane dreams I remember having.
The SuperFamicom (1:52:44 AM): anymore on your end?
xtedheadx (1:52:39 AM): Hm...I know there are plenty, but none specifically come to mind.

A TRUE STORY.

You guys have interesting conversations. And really weird dreams.

No matter though, my dreams are always fucked up too, haha.

The dinosaurs with guns thing is just a rumor right now.

Yeah, thats what they want you to think. Next thing you know they find your bathroom riddled with holes and giant footprints leading out of it.

Nice conversation....I don't mind nightmares. Only two ever scared me and it had some kind of giant snake in it, the second I was running and I got turned into a rabbit and this eagel flew down and said "Now you are mine"...I hate the food chain, Now I get nervous around eagels XP

Jurassic park used to scare me when I was little, now i just laugh when I watch it. Dinos don't scare me anymore *dances*

I'm more afraid of movies about Mummies, for some reason.
I would prefer dreaming of dinos than mummies XP.....

I had a dream once where I was a thief and I had a half-full (or half empty? SYMBOLISMMMMM!) Coco Pops box strapped to my chest. I would just run around and steal things and put them into my box (Even if they realistically wouldn't fit) like TVs and stuff. I would leave XBoxes and PlayStations alone though (suprise suprise) and then after awhile I left whatever town I was in (which looked suspiciously like my school).
So then I was on this mountain, running with this now full Coco Pops box with coco pops and electronic devices and then this guy jumped on me (he resembled a male version on my friend's RP character).
He was all
"STOP.
TEAM ROCKET IS AFTER YOU.
YOU NEED P-P-P-PROTECTIOOOOON!"
He made this heroic pose and stood over me whilst I was on the ground being all "WTF".

Then Jesse and James from Team Rocket came up behind me, and the guy standing over me did a FALCON PAOUNCH and Team Rocket did one of those "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIN!" and I was all, "Wooow..."

Then I woke up and decided never to play Super Smash Brother or Zelda or Pokemon again.

Until the next morning.

I'm sorry, but reading this reminded me of one of the greatest things I've ever read: GUNS?!

Dinosaurs with lazer beams attatched to their heads? :awesome:

See, if they turned this movie into a comedy, it'd probably be priceless. Otherwise, it's just... ugh.

DON'T SHOOT, I'M PREGNANT.

Of course conversations with Katie are epic.
She's one of the best conversationalist I know. She has extraordinary whit and charm. Matched by few.

Talking to Katie must be fun, judging by the chat you posted a while ago. It made me laugh, I'm sorry but I found it funny.