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 Post subject: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and resources in the morning" - an adventure
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:50 am 
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You are OUR HERO, you are a member of the organisation called AWKWARD ZOMBIE. This is a special day, because this is the day you rise to defeat the MEMBERS of AZ, scattered in their many ZONES across the BLOGOSPHERE.
This area is your MISSION CONTROL if you will, there is the ARMORY, the WORLD MAP, the TROPHY ROOM and the WARDROBE.
It is a particular balmy night, the perfect mild weather for MURDER
But the question is...

What will you do now?

((yeah its one of these))

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[11:16:47 PM] George: that girl deserved what she got and you know it

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:03 pm 
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get some better duds i mean what IS that train wreck you are wearing

you call that an outfit??


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and resources in the morning" - an adven
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Arm yourself to start a rebellion on AZ.


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:06 pm 
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self insert and reference homestuck

wait no you already jumped the gun

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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you spelt armour the american way you yank

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and resources in the morning" - an adven
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Go straight to the world map, and look up Tale's address. Snobby English language.

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:28 pm 
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Didn't the the OP say GAMER instead of AWKWARD ZOMBIE at first?


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:30 pm 
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yeah sorry the original text is from another text adventure i did with another forum, but stuff happened that made it discontinue, but i enjoyed it so im trying it here, and i copied the text and pasted it here and forgot to edit

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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You enter your armoury, filled with weapons youve acquired throughout the years, many a foe have fallen to the wrath of these weapons of booty destruction, but this shits babby stuff

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You strut past these casual low tier weapons and make a beeline for the fabled Pranana Shotgun

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This is a weapon that has been passed down from generation to generation, it's power talked about in hushed whispers, carried along eddies of wind, probably eds and edds of wind too. It is known as the one weapon to rule both the warring kingdoms of the Prawns AND the Bananas, truly a force to be reckoned with

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loljk its a piece of shit
you look for another weapon to use for your first mission

((thats the last of the original frames ill probably use))

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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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Whatever you do don't take anything homosuck related. Just an assault rifle, a handgun and some explosives.


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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Whatever you do don't forget to take the sord. And an assault rifle, a handgun and some explosives.

He needs melee defense too.


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
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Oh yeah, and a knife then.


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 Post subject: Re: "I love the smell of unfunny waste of space, time and re
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:11 pm 
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