AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Name: Year 2015 A.D.

ToD: 12/31/2015 - 11:59:59 PM CST

Cause of Death: Suicide by taking self off of oxygen, attempting to smother self with pillow for fifteen minutes, dragging self into hallway and forcefully kicking self in face thirty-six times, throwing self off of top floor of building, and spitting gum into own hair.

It will be missed.




Now let's welcome 2016!



In other news, the west coast has been found to be locked in a temporal vortex outside of time that is estimated to dissipate in two hours. They are currently without a year.

UPDATE: The west coast has reappeared. They are now in 2016.
And there was much rejoicing.

Good riddance. 2015 wasn't the greatest year for me. 2016 probably won't be much better, but at least it's unknown as of yet.

TIME HAS NO MEANING HERE ON THE WEST COAST

AT LEAST FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS

The year is dead.

Long live the year.

It was an absolutely terrible year for me.
Not that that would give me motivation for any particular things or anything.

And now A Moment of Violence.

Had every moment of silence been followed by a moment of violence, grade school pledges of allegiance would have been much more interesting.

you guys hear about y2k i hope it doesnt happen

Watuké can't do anything to me. I don't exist.

Benson said pretty much what I would have said, only much more politely than I feel 2015 deserves.

[middle finger]Fuck you, 2015. Fuck. You. [/middle finger]

You know, that actually wasn't a bad year for me. I made new friends. I tried new things that I've really come to like. I learned interesting new things.

2015 sucked booty, and 2016 isnt looking much better. Nothng you can do about it either, except live in your misery

I just hope 2016 sucks dick instead of booty

Here's to another year of making the same mistakes we made last year, but for some reason we'll tell ourselves we'll be happier about them this time!


jk, pop flyin' New Year everyone. Things are looking good for early 2016 AND potentially the rest of my life, so that's nice.


this sounds nice too

I put "pop flyin' Birthday America" on Facebook last night as a joke and now a few people legitimately think I believe New Year's is Americas birthday. Ha.