AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Got this from another forum I hang out at. Basically, post honestly about your own worst traits as a kind of self-flagelating penance.

I'm ridiculously undependable, and cant be trusted to do anything. Even if I intend to do something when I promise to, I'll just ignore it if I dont feel like doing it. I also refuse to do anything thats even mildly uncomfortable.

Oh, and I get insanely angry over tiny, irrelevant things, and would turn to violence over it if it was an option

I sometimes pretend to be AFK when certain friends try to talk to me on Skype/some game's friend chat.
OhgoshIthinkthey'regoingtoreadthisyou'reallwonderfulpeopleandIonlyignoretheoccasionallyannoyingonessometimes!

I like to make the shittiest puns possible to infuriate my friends

ah yes

if i don't talk to a certain one or two people every day i feel extremely lonely and upset and then i go into a cycle of self-flaggelation for being needy

also i will purposefully ignore people on steam if i dont feel like talking (not anyone here so far)

I sometimes intentionally scare visitors who I've never met by falling over without any warning whatsoever.

I'm very good at falling without injuring myself, and I'm going to make use of that ability!




... It keeps people from trying to talk to me, okay?!

I feel like I might be one of those beware the nice ones. I try being as nice as I can, I can be a bit snarky, but only towards my friends in a joking manner (or if you're acting like a big ole dummy that needs to get your shit straight). It takes a lot to legitimately tip me off, but I'm sure I might break some nails in flesh if one managed to push me that far. I don't really want to be like that, but ugh.

I am extremely bad at problem solving

I'm pretty good at following directions if I know how to do something but I can't figure it out on my own.

Ditto on Perplexate's

I can be a huge booty when it comes to card games. I tend not to have the raw power/sick trix that my friends rock and instead have to rely on doing wacky shenanigans that end up pissing everyone off. I'd rather go out in a blaze of horrible glory and completely screw up the game in progress than win.
Only in card games tho, vidya i'm all for a fair fight.

I often feel like I need to prove that I'm better than everyone else even though it's not really true. I guess I just wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. But that's not really possible and I feel like a jerk for thinking that way.

There's nothing wrong with trying to better yourself. When you start talking down on the work of others to try and make yourself look better, then that is a problem.


I have some emotional things, I complain a lot, I fantasize about finding ways to legally screw over my dad (could I get in trouble if I sign my name off of the title on my car (it has both our names on it) then just roll it into the river? It would be his car then), I sometimes complain about being lonely while also making zero attempts to meet new people or form romantic attachments to anyone. I'm also giving one of my professors a scathing review because he cheated me out of 5 points (in a class that has a total of like 15000 points). I guess that last one means I'm petty.

I'm unbelievably stubborn

Stubborn, and a bit of a control freak. Also lazy. Like lets wash the same load of laundry because I don't feel like changing it lazy.

oh, I don't suck at all, being a perfect superhuman and all

thank you for your interest though

I have to be critical of everything. If someone asks me if I liked a movie or something, I want to give them a full explanation of all the things I liked and disliked about it.

Also I tend to complain about things way more often than I talk about good things happening.

I, too, tend to constantly point out the negatives and almost never acknowledge the positives. It bothers me that I do that as it has me forget about the basic Please and Thank You's. So I often seem like a jerk to certain people.