The internet is littered with the photo-shopped wit of children and fat lonely men everyday. They call their 4 panel upstanding member of society love/video-game parody/self insertion a "web comic" and fight for the title of internet-famous.
One of these so called artist, is a man named Tim Buckley. Tim Buckley is the artist and author behind the video-game based comic, mainly about himself, "Ctrl+Alt+Delete". In 2002, Tim Buckley was a poor artist struggling with his sexuality, poor gaming skills, and poor art skills, when he came across Penny Arcade. Realizing that Penny Arcade and VG Cats hadn't suckered everyone in yet, there was a possible gap in the market for yet more atrocious gaming webcomics. At first, Ctrl-Alt-Delete's readers were easily amused by such new and refreshing lame slapstick gags as people being shot by arrows and rude language. Sadly, Tim saw this low-level popularity as akin to internet fame, and everything started to go downhill from there.
But as of yesterday, Tim has recently met a horrible fate. Some dear old fan had discovered Tim's IP address. Seeing what fun he could have with it, the fan thought he'd see what Tim's been up to in the world of Wikipedia. Upon inserting Tim's IP in a website known as "wikiscanner", software scurried across the famous internet encyclopedia know as Wikipedia, hunting for any digital footprints left behind by dear old Tim.
As it turns out, Tim has been editing, trolling, vandalizing and attacking, his own personal Wikipedia entry, as well as the one about his own comic. Then, after posing as the crazed vandal, he would then pose as concerned fans, trashing the Vandal and hailing Tim as the digital Jack Kirby. In other words, Buckley has low self esteem.
http://wikiscanner.virgil.gr/list_edits.php?ip1=68.60.213.27&ip2=&ip3=&ip4=#
Not only is this just hilarious and pathetic, but further proves the point that even Tim himself realizes he is no artist nor writer.
Just look at his comic, not only is everyone who's ever touched his Wikipedia articles the same person, but evidently so is everyone in his comic:
Besides Tim adding horrible artist, and desperate attention-whore to his resume, he is also a pedophile. Just ask the 15 year old girl with pictures of Tim's penis saved onto her laptop.
But Tim isn't the only horribly lonely attention whore masquerading as an artist in the internets. No, it seems that every 12 year old anime fan upstanding member of society otaku-kin with a scanner has tried their hand at drawing 4 panels of animal penises and begged for positive comments, but only when they're not taking overhead snap-shots of themselves, and ramming them through social networking sites like a filthy intertubes glory hole.
So seeing that it's so fucking easy for people like SuperCloudwolf234 and Tim Buckley to make a living by dipping their dongs in paint and slapping it across acid-free lignin-free paper for 3 hours and calling it a "Slap-Stick comical social commentary on the video game industry and my poor life that's fun for the whole family" why the fuck can't I?
So I made one.
This is my first forte into the magic world of internet art.
Deviantart, get ready to shit bricks.
I call it "The appitiamy of nothing".
(Side note: Not all webcomics are trash, just most. But there are some gems. Just take AKWARD ZOMMBIE FOR INSTANCE, A GENIUS FRESH NEW COMIC FROM THE MIND A YOUNG GIRL, SAID TO BE THE 5TH CHILD OF THE LOVECRAFTIAN ELDERGODS. READ IT, TODDAAY!)
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