AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Mister Crocker

Denzel Crocker, Denzel Crocker
Yo Mr. Crocker, he was just fourteen,
When he finally built a fairy catching machine,
Designed to go to a world unseen.

He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's Mr. Crocker.

When it didn't quite work he almost just quit,
Then he took a inside of it,
There was a great big flash, everything just changed,
His molecules got all rearranged.

Crocker, Crocker...

When he first woke up, he realized,
He had a hump on his back and was a thirty year old guy,
He walked into walls and girls passed him by,
He was a lot worse looking than the other guys.

And it was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to catch all the fairies coming through,
He's here to give F's to me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's Mr. Crocker.

Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's Mr. Crocker.

Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's Mr. Crocker.

I....

Ohmygosh

what.

...What is this?

6/10

I do not object, but do not repeat.

I don't know how to respond to this

how high do you have to be to even do that

I find Odds' comment to be an insult toward cannabis enthusiasts.

Wait I'm pretty sure that's the theme song for Danny Phantom, spliced with other shit.

Danny Phantom was terrible.

I hear you can make a lot of clothes out of hemp.