AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is not kawaii.

It doesn't have to be.
I don't like large amounts of kawaii

Geez, I was just going to apply for a job.

GUESS I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE

I can be in charge of the cash register


totally reliable.

This is asking for a sample of my blood.

Uh can I get a sandwich?

Easy on the... sand?

Balls.
Missed the Tuesday special by an hour

Gotcha.

Name: Marcato

Position Applying For: Sexy Musical Waiter

Expected Salary: Three mints a year, half an hour paid vacation

Hours Available: Currently all, seeing as I'm single.

Blood Type: Red

Have you been convicted of a felony in the last 5 years? Y/N: It was circumstantial evidence.

Notable Qualities: Can play trumpet; can play trumpet while serving food; can serve food

Can you perform your duties without assistance?: I need someone to wipe the sweat off my brow periodically.

Signature: xMarcato




OK, done.

1 slice of cake, 1 cup of coffee, 3 cats (preferably alive), a body bag big enough to hold 3 cats, and a job that pays in cake. No lettuce.

Ooh ooh make it a BLT plz

Clyve

Clyve read my application

Clyve I made it special

[Walks into the diner, still shirtless and smoking as ever, and takes a seat.]

Hello, I would like a slice of Pecan Pie and a cup of coffee.

Name: Wry Bread

Position Applied For: Waitress (and As-Needed Magician)

Hours Available: A lot of them.

Applicable Skills: Unlikely to start fights, likely to serve food.

Additional Comments: Please don't bite me with your hippo-teeth they are very distressing and probably bigger than my hands.

Wry

Wry we need to do an act together

Wry we need to make it special

Marcato Marcato Marcato

Yes.

Also I will get right on that pecan pie, two cups of coffee, slice of cake and absolutely no cats.