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Captain Narwhal
 Post subject: Pirates, yo
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:31 am 
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So, I have a day or two to kill, don't wanna go to sleep, and feel like wasting everybody's time. *ahem*

>You find yourself inside a SMALL CABIN. Your HEAD hurts something awful, and your NINJA SUIT is WET. Your WEAPONS are NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
>EXITS are EAST.

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<insert witty MSPA reference here>

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The Idiotic Oracle
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>Get ye flask

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>an hero

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Captain Narwhal
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Creeper wrote:
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>1 TINY ROBOT
1 BADASS HEADBAND
1 FRILLY TUTU

Squigzog wrote:
<insert witty MSPA reference here>


>*Makes joke about how the keys are a gun but they're actually keys. Shenanigans ensue*

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
>Get ye flask


>You get YE FLASK. IT is filled with MEAT EATING FAERIES. They are named MELKIOR, DEVOURER OF WORLDS, NOSTRAMIAL THE MAGNIFICENT, and JIM.

Game Angel wrote:
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>First you must find a GUN. Considering you're on a PIRATE SHIP, this shouldn't be too difficult.

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Figure out how that skanky ho ran off a pirate ship with all of your things.

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>sing a sea chantey.

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>Get out and play
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Odds
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>everyone is now stealing my line


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Badfish
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Become a real Pirate, and sail the sea
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Captain Narwhal
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Fooflyer wrote:
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>100 NINJA-NESS
0 PIRATEY-NESS
70 LIFE
6 STRENGTH
A BUTTON

Neko wrote:
Figure out how that skanky ho ran off a pirate ship with all of your things.


>No SKANK HO ever ran off with your things because you do not associate with SKANK HOS. You have standards, after all.
>STANDARDS added to INVENTORY!

Eat_box wrote:
>sing a sea chantey.


>You do that.

Firestorm wrote:
>Verb
>Get out and play


>You TACKLE the DOOR that was KEEPING you in that GOD-FORSAKEN ROOM. As you TUMBLE outward, you find yourself on the DECK of the PIRATE SHIP. There are PIRATES EVERYWHERE. IF only you had your NINJA WEAPONS.

Oodles wrote:
>an hero


>You PUNCH a PIRATE'S FACE and STEAL his WEAPON. It is a CANDY CANE GUN. What the fuck.

Badfish wrote:
Become a real Pirate, and sail the sea


>Beat you to it, MOTHERFUCKER.

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Odds
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Explotaro
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>Realize the Jack Sparrow is the Chuck Norris of pirates.
>Go DENNIS

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