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 Post subject: Shoplifter
PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:15 am 
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The street lights flicker and everyone's closed up shop. It's around about 1 AM and you, a young man aged 21, have decided that, due to you lacking the cheddar to buy, are going to commit the petty crime of theft.
Your target? Well now...


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time to rob a k-mart

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>go DENNIS

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>mom's fridge


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Odds wrote:
>an hero

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Pick your own pocket


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:57 pm 
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>steal the children who speak your name

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What happened to the collective adventure thread hate.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:13 pm 
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It's very passive-aggressive.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:13 pm 
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>inventory

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:19 pm 
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Steal your own pants without you even noticing.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:51 pm 
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>shoplift arms from safe.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Odds wrote:
>an hero

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:39 pm 
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STEALING MY LINE AAAAAAA


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:00 pm 
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A bank, duh.

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