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Water
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:50 pm 
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Dear Diary,

Today, there were two people online at the same time as me.

I think we're getting somewhere with this madhouse.

Uhh, I mean forum.

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Diary
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Dear Water,

I don't care. Stop telling me about this shit. Last week it was you complaining about those strange feelings you had for your brother and now it's you talking about people on some crappy forum? What's wrong with you? Get a life, man.

And me and the other guys in the bedroom think you should stop masturbating so much. Get a girlfriend, for Christ's sake.
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Christoph
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Attention Tome of Self Written Thoughts,

I demand that I procure a device as to obtain the theorum for my shenanigans post-haste whilst my psyche is still attached to my cerebellum.

...Sarah Bellum...

...Power Puff Girls...

...what the fuck was up with Fuzzy Lumpkins, anyway? I mean... what the fuck?

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Water
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:44 am 
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Diary wrote:
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And me and the other guys in the bedroom think you should stop masturbating so much. Get a girlfriend, for Christ's sake.


YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT THAT?! CAN'T YOU KEEP ANY SECRETS?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY DIARY!

I mean, I can understand if you told bed, 'cuz she's pretty persuasive. But TV? You told TV? That man-whore couldn't keep a secret down if you gave him pepto bismol!

That's the last time I'm writing anything in my jack-log...

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Seriously, TMI.
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Wry Bread
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Things to Do:

-Buy milk
-Eat cereal
-Watch an unsuspecting Mrs. Starseed from her porch window
-Hide the body

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Water
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Wry Bread wrote:
Things to Do:

-Buy milk
-Eat cereal
-Watch an unsuspecting Mrs. Starseed from her porch window
-Hide the body


-????
-PROFIT

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Bear Police
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Dear Diary

Om nom nom

Love,

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AngelKate
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Dear Diary,

I think I found the greatest forum ever.

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Zachy
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Dear Diary,

You broke rules 1&2.

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Miss Starseed
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Dear Diary,

Apparently I'm married as I am now 'Mrs' and not 'Miss'.

Also, I feel like I'm being watched from my porch window...

- Mrs. StarSeed

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DarkSurfer
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Dear Diary,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms with the reply to which you have just sent me about the lumberjack who wears womens clothes. I'll have you know many of my closest friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites.

Yours Truly,

Sir Brigadier Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

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Nanairo
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Dear Diary:

Everyone is crazy.....Oh well, I'm crazy.

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