AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Legend of Zelda: Secret Book

Name: Herman

Rupees: X76

Inventory:
Wooden Sword
Red Lantern
Map of Calatia
Golden Roc Feather X10
Kargaroc egg

Equipment:
Green tunic
White shirt
Brown pants
Leather boots
Black cape with hood



Fan art:


By: bagofnuts (Bon)


By: Zang

Today is the day of your 15th birthday. You are a very well known person in your town...." The Town Orphan." But even though you have been parentless for about thirteen years the town has taken care of you and you are pop flyin'.


You don't know much about Robert and Soynia, your parents, but you do know your father used to be a carpenter and your mother a potter. They left you with a lot of furniture, chests, and pots.
Your most prized possession is a wooden sword that your father made. It makes you want to become a knight.

Now, what's your name and what will you do?

Your name shall be Herman von Peupenhausen.

Or, you know, just Herman.
You don't like your name very much.

Pick up sword, break pots. Pick up rupees.

Kevin Thunderpickle


Yeah I don't even know.

Gregory Daley

> Get ARMS from SA-oh. There they are.
> Equip WOODEN SWORD

Roll Fizzlebeef

Your name was lost long ago. It seems your parents never got around to telling the townspeople your name before they died.
So instead they named you "Herman von Peupenhausen." This pseudo nobleman's name's charm wore off long ago though and people just call you "Herman" now.

You Equip your wooden sword and proceed to break your mother's precious pots with it.
You find a single green rupee! You suspect there is a minish colony in your house.

Open chests.
Head into town and start looking for work as a knave.

Run into the forest and meet up with your friends.

Spend that Rupee on hookers and blow

Hit your door with your sword until it can no longer be referred to as a door.

Do this because it is fun.

>roll on floor

RETRIEVE ARMZ LOL