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 Post subject: Good Ol' Texas
PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:24 pm 
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The Texas Republican Party gives a whole new meaning to the word conservative.

The GOP there has voted on a platform that would ban oral and anal sex. It also would give jail sentences to anyone who issues a marriage license to a same-sex couple (even though such licenses are already invalid in the state).

“We oppose the legalization of sodomy,” the platform says. “We demand that Congress exercise its authority granted by the U.S. Constitution to withhold jurisdiction from the federal courts from cases involving sodomy.”

The Lone Star state initially passed a law barring sodomy in 1860. Violators faced anywhere from five to 15 years in prison. The ban was overturned in 2003.

In addition, the platform says that homosexuality “tears at the fabric of society, contributes to the breakdown of the family unit and leads to the spread of dangerous communicable diseases.”

It also states that homosexuality must not be presented as an acceptable “alternative” lifestyle in public schools and “family” should not be redefined to include homosexual couples.

The 25-page proposal, presented last week as a guide for the state GOP over the next two years, includes other measures including outlawing “sexually oriented businesses” like strip clubs and banning “all pornography.”


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/06 ... bs_an.html



Baha, who's gonna be able to check on this? Will there be a designated "cocksucking/assfucking" monitor attached to each homosexual?


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I can't wait for this thread to go south.
get it?

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I'll probably go slap someone while I'm in Austin. Either that or pull out supreme court cases about privacy.

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Dang it Texas.

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Who would make a thread about DUMB OL' STUPID TEXAS


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I'M WARNING YOU SPONGEBOB


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Who would make a thread about DUMB OL' STUPID TEXAS


What did you say about Texas?


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Tey-haws.

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Username wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
Who would make a thread about DUMB OL' STUPID TEXAS


What did you say about Texas?


Why would you waste your time on making a thread about teeeeeexaaaas


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Texas is dumb and so is everyone who lives there.


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Way to generalize.

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Shoes from Texas are dumb.

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